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  1. smileyz316 smileyz316
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    Keep smiling, because life is a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.
    NMF

  2. JamesBrass JamesBrass
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 11:02pm UTC
    i'm done with mad girls
    and all their games
    -james

  3. ThisRandomGirl ThisRandomGirl
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    The awkward
    moment
    When someone says "You two should go out!" And
    your like... "I wish".

  4. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 2:17pm UTC
    *20 years Later*
    Daughter: Mom, what did you do for fun when you were younger?
    Me: Stalked your father on the internet.
    tumblr/nmq/nmf

  5. lifesgoodxo lifesgoodxo
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    person: why do you love one direction & justin bieber ? their never gonna love you back .
    me: why do you breathe ? your gonna die anyway .

  6. _broken615_ _broken615_
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    I love it when I catch you
    looking at me, then you smile and look away. :)
    nmf/follow for a follow

  7. ThisRandomGirl ThisRandomGirl
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    Peeking out of your 3D glasses during the movie just to see the difference.

  8. SportsLover004 SportsLover004
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    YOU HAVE NO IDEA
    HOW MUCH YOUR WORDS F/CKING HURT

  9. kayleekrusader kayleekrusader
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    Conversation Between My Mom & My 10 Year Old Sister
    Mom: Alexanda, according to my car, your door is ajar.
    Alexandra: Well than your car must be stupid because my door isn't ajar it's a door!
    Me: *Dies Of Laughter*
    you gotta love ten year olds ;)
    format by julietechoecho

  10. JackieRenee1 JackieRenee1
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    when you get dumped:
    go out, party, be beautiful, flirt, and make that boy see what the hell he's missing.♥

  11. shAMmers26 shAMmers26
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 2:36pm UTC
    I hate it when I say something funny, and then someone says it louder and gets all the credit.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 2:30pm UTC
    *knocking at door*
    leonard: wanna get that?
    sheldon: no, not particurally
    leonard: could you get that?
    sheldon: i suppose, if i was asked.
    leonard: would you please get that?
    sheldon: of course.
    format by jimmy365

  14. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 9:09pm UTC
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  15. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2011 6:34pm UTC
    I just saw a commercial
    for the Kardashian clothing
    line at sears. I wonder how
    long the return policy is.
    72 days?
    format; ohhshanappp

  16. courtney2015 courtney2015
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 5:53pm UTC
    Being depressed sucks . . .
    but its my life.

  17. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 1:54pm UTC
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  18. neonbubbles neonbubbles
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    October 22, 2011 6:23pm UTC
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  19. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 1:39pm UTC
    i want to marry you because
    when you love someone as much as i love you, getting married is the only thing left to do. ♥

  20. babytav babytav
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 8:26pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    when your walking through a metal detector at the airport, and your abs of steel set the alarms off.
    nmf

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