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cmayl11
posted a quote
September 23, 2012 4:44pm UTC

You guys wanna hear a joke about pizza?
nevermind. It's too cheesy :)

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cmayl11
posted a quote
September 23, 2012 4:47pm UTC

W anna hear a joke about cats?
just kitten :)

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DoodleLove
posted a quote
September 23, 2012 4:10pm UTC

If people could read my mind, I'd get
punched in the face a lot.
Nmf/nmq

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im_anonymous
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 4:39pm UTC

Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.
-Jenna Marbles

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livelaughlovee16
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC

today i was an amusmant park with my school,
and i saw a hot guy.
so i pulled out a sharpie,
walked over to him,
and said,
"can i test my sharpie on you?"
he shrugged so i took his arm,
wrote my number on it, and walked away.
i got a text a few minutes later saying,
"i think it works."

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onedirectioniloveyou
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 10:29am UTC

Who else
Has the time of their life,
Reading arguments on Facebook?
Format by Sandrasaurus

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 5:56pm UTC

Do you think it's weird that a
round pizza with triangle slices comes in a square box?

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 1:37pm UTC

"They're like 12!"The proper way to refer to anyone younger than you.

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ampp
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 12:24pm UTC

that awkward moment when you read a friends's Facebook status and realize
they must read Witty, too

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DrakeandJosh
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 10:14am UTC

Drake and Josh #6
Josh: I hope you go bald.
Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah.
Josh : YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!
♥
Quote formatting by DreakandJosh

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RunawayRachel
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 10:12am UTC

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rawrsaysthedino1
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 6:25am UTC

So, a sea cucumber walks up to a mollusk...

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autumnbabe98
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 11:50am UTC

Guys have no idea...
how long something they said, can stay in a girls mind.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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nssassychick
posted a quote
May 25, 2012 8:55am UTC

My rabbit got ran-over,
now he's just some bunny I used to know.

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iLoVeHimHeLoVeShEr
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 10:02pm UTC

Missing someone
+
No text back from them
=
Worst Feeling
nmf

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xxdream121
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 7:05pm UTC

What is wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 8:11pm UTC

Here's to the wittians who
make quotes to be heard.
Not for favorites and comments.

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Stephyyxox23
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 7:53pm UTC

Sh*t Happens...
I mean look at your face.

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cavalshep
posted a quote
May 6, 2012 6:53pm UTC

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person.
Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

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