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Hello, this is just your average nearly-thirteen-year-old's profile. Yes, if you haven't guessed from

<----------------- There,
I love One Direction. Please don't send hate or anything. I have my imaginary lovers, you have yours.
Thank you and enjoy.<3

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onedirectioniloveyou
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July 3, 2012 3:14pm UTC

Random Fact #4
An iguana can stay under water for 28 minutes.
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onedirectioniloveyou
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July 3, 2012 2:48pm UTC

Random Fact #3.
Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.
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onedirectioniloveyou
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July 3, 2012 2:45pm UTC

Random Fact #2.
In the average lifetime, a person would walk the equivalent of three times around the equator.
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onedirectioniloveyou
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July 3, 2012 2:43pm UTC

Random Fact #1.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver and purple.
Fave for a series?
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onedirectioniloveyou
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 3:34pm UTC

Part 1
STEP ONE: Spell your name with songs
M- "Mean" - Taylor Swift.
I- "I Want" - One Direction.
L- "Lucky You" - Taylor Swift.
L- "Lego House" - Ed Sheeran.
I- "I Should've Kissed You" - One Direction.
E- "Everything About You" - One Direction.
STEP TWO:
– Name: Millie
– Nickname: Milliemoo, Milz, etc.
– Eye Color: Bluey-Green.
– Hair Color: Light Brown.
STEP THREE:
-Shoes: Don't get the question:L
-Your fear: Snakes:(
-Your perfect pizza: Chicken, and peppers:D
STEP FOUR:
– Your best physical feature: I like my freckles:)
– Your bedtime: 9:00 on school nights, and don't have one on weekends.
STEP FIVE:
This Or That…
– Pepsi or Coke? Coke
– McDonald’s or Burger King: McDonalds
– Cappuccino or Coffee: None;L

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onedirectioniloveyou
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 2:29pm UTC

He's the reason for the tear drops on my guitar..♥

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onedirectioniloveyou
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 10:01am UTC

Isn't it weird
how
someone who was
once a stranger,
now means the world
to you?
♥

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onedirectioniloveyou
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 9:26am UTC

*DIRECTIONERS PLEASE READ*
If people are allowed to post about love, school, Justin Bieber, how crappy their day was, how stupid their parents are, etc., then us Directioners should be allowed to post about One Direction without getting loads of hate.
Re-post this and add your name to it if you agree with me.
OneDirectionQuotes
xoxocaity2xoxo
onedirectioniloveyou

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onedirectioniloveyou
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 3:21pm UTC

When you get your little brother/sister into trouble,
and you feel really bad when you see their face
As your mum/dad is telling them off...
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onedirectioniloveyou
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 10:29am UTC

Who else
Has the time of their life,
Reading arguments on Facebook?
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onedirectioniloveyou
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June 10, 2012 9:42am UTC

"Would you like a bag?"
"Nah. I'll just put £100 worth of food shopping in my pocket."
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onedirectioniloveyou
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June 10, 2012 9:38am UTC

Nobody's perfect. One Direction are perfect. So One Direction are nobody. Nobody loves me. So One Direction loves me.
Hell yeah.
nmq
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onedirectioniloveyou
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 7:04am UTC

Niall once told
Liam that if he had
a son he would
name it after him.
Who else finds this ADORABLE?
NIAM♥

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onedirectioniloveyou
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 1:46pm UTC

Friend: Hey can I have your answers to the homework?
Me: Yeah, but they're probably all wrong..
Friend:I don't care, thanks!

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onedirectioniloveyou
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 1:38pm UTC

Why
Does
The
Need
To
Pee...
Intensify by a freaking MILLION..
while trying to unlock the door to your house?

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onedirectioniloveyou
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 1:36pm UTC

Love me, and I'll move mountains to make you happy.
Hate me, and I'll drop those mountains on your head.

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onedirectioniloveyou
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 1:32pm UTC

School Day For A Directioner
Teacher: If I buy two bananas for a pound...
Me: THREE BANANAS FOR A EURO!
Teacher: Who do you think you are?
Me: WHO DO YOU THINK I AM? You only love to see me breaking..
Teacher:Get out!
Me:Get out, get out, get out of my head!!
Teacher:And shut the door!!!
Me:Turn the lights off, I wanna be with you.....
:)

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onedirectioniloveyou
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 11:15am UTC

Getting to that point in a song that you don't know and so you just mumble.

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onedirectioniloveyou
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 12:15pm UTC

Everyone is
entitled to
theirownopinion...
It's just that yours is stupid.
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onedirectioniloveyou
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 12:09pm UTC

Last night I lay in bed, looked up at the stars, and thought to myself...
Where the heck is my ceiling.
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♥

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