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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
August 21, 2011 11:39pm UTC

OK isn't just a stick person,
it's a stick person
who fell over.
But he's going to be OK.
nmf look at OK sideways if you don't get it

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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
August 16, 2011 10:18pm UTC

just me?
I have to fill every. Single. Waffle square.
nmf

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smarterthanthou
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August 16, 2011 2:59pm UTC

just me?
when I was a kid I thought the thesaurus was a dinosaur.
nmf

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August 15, 2011 9:17pm UTC

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August 15, 2011 2:28pm UTC

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smarterthanthou
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August 15, 2011 2:24pm UTC

If they ever make a movie about a couple being haunted by yogurt,
it should be called "Paranormal Activia."
♥

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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
August 15, 2011 2:19pm UTC

It's always a little uncomfortable when someone compliments you on the length of your hair. What are you supposed to say; 'Thanks, I grew it myself'?
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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
August 15, 2011 2:10pm UTC

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It's funny how animals respond to the tone of words and not the words themselves,
If you screamed "GET OVER HERE FLUFFY I LOVE YOU" at it, it would run away and hide,
but if you sweetly and softly tell it to "Come here so I can break your legs and put you in a stew"
it'll probably
walk right over ♥
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nmf.

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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
August 15, 2011 1:53pm UTC

fave if You think Mad Libs are really
[adjective]
credit to amirite

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smarterthanthou
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August 14, 2011 9:09pm UTC

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The first war started must have been fueled by a lot of hate. "But sir, can't we just see if we can settle this over a competitive game of Checkers?" "NO! People have to die!"
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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
August 6, 2011 3:37am UTC

If will.i.am dies...
will he be will.i.was?
NMF

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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
August 6, 2011 3:11am UTC

Crushing cans for
a living must be soda pressing.
nmf

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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
August 6, 2011 2:53am UTC

& who else
has never seen a pregnant chinese woman?
nmf

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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
August 5, 2011 11:37pm UTC

& who else
is going to watch the Phineas and Ferb movie?
nmf

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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
July 30, 2011 2:14pm UTC

Am I the only one,
who feels like my calculator is judging me when I type in a super obvious question?
♥
nmf

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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
July 30, 2011 2:08pm UTC

The world is a dirty place,
TRTT but it takes dirt for a flower to grow
♥♥♥ nmf

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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
July 18, 2011 3:03am UTC

I showed a picture of my crush to my three-year old sister,
And asked her what she
thought about him.
she said, "He's really cute."
Good taste runs in the family ;)
-not my format-

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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
July 18, 2011 2:25am UTC

Today,
I made my own milkshake
Those boys better be in my yard.
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BTW, I really did make my own milkshake :)
not my format

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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
July 15, 2011 5:04pm UTC

Without humor
life sucks
Without courage
life is hard
Without love
life is hopeless
Without my best friends
Life is impossible
click the ♥ if you agree :)
nmf
format credit to thatsacex3

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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
July 15, 2011 3:24pm UTC

♥ if you used to say
Loser, loser.
Double loser.
as if, whatever
Get the picture, duh.
-not my format-

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