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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
September 4, 2011 10:04pm UTC

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Josh: Are you...are you copying my answers?
Drake: No...I'm just comparing your answers with the answers I'm about to write.
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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
September 4, 2011 9:45pm UTC

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A kindergarten teacher is someone
who makes the little things in life count.
Get it?
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*nmf

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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
September 4, 2011 9:37pm UTC

The next time someone beeps their horn
.03 sec after the light turns green,
I'm going to shut off my car,
lay on the hood,
and feed the birds for the next hour.
♥
nmf/nmq/nmf

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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
September 4, 2011 2:20pm UTC

I'm so 3008
You're so 2000 and
LATE.
♦

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smarterthanthou
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September 3, 2011 9:34pm UTC

Anybody else....
annoyed with those little ads in the middle of the page?
nmf.

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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
August 26, 2011 8:12am UTC

Dear K,
You should be arrested for killing conversations.
♥

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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
August 26, 2011 8:06am UTC

Sneaking your seat-belt on slowly,
when you see a cop
♥

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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
August 26, 2011 8:02am UTC

Life is so much more fun with a dirty mind
nmf.
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smarterthanthou
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August 26, 2011 7:45am UTC

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I'm not addicted to witty. I only use it when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
August 26, 2011 7:32am UTC

when someone says
"I need to ask you a question."
I immediately think of all the bad things I did recently.

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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
August 26, 2011 7:28am UTC

I hate when,
people are so lazy they can't even finish their own...

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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
August 26, 2011 7:23am UTC

I sent my sister a text saying,
"im done can u pick me up?"
she texted me back immediately with,
"learn to spell, kiddo. auto correct isn't always write."

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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
August 26, 2011 7:10am UTC

He broke her heart, she broke his XBox.
I think we all know who cried harder.
♥

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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 1:20pm UTC

This isn't flying,
this is falling with style.

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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 12:09am UTC

what people say when they try on my glasses
95%: I understand how glasses work and they make my vision blurry 'cause they aren't my prescription.
The other 5%:
OMG, THESE ARE SO STRONG YOU MUST BE
BLIND!

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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 7:50pm UTC

THE AWKWARD MOMENT
When someone says "It's getting hot in here" and you automatically think, "So take off all your clothes"
nmf (duh)

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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 7:27pm UTC

If she talks to you about everyone
then she talks to everyone about you.
♥

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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 7:14pm UTC

Don't let the world change your smile,
let your smile change the world.

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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 6:47pm UTC

The last thing I want to do is hurt you.
But it's still on the list.
nmf