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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
September 28, 2012 9:59pm UTC

do transformers get
car insurance or life insurance?
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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 1:47pm UTC

Don't you love it when
your iPod is about to fall, but your headphones save its life?
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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 1:18pm UTC

When I try to comfort someone
Me: Do you want a tissue
Them: Yeah, that'd be nice
Me: They're in the kitchen.
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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 1:09pm UTC

Wait i thought google was 12 last year
how did it suddenly become 14
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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 1:06pm UTC

I think you're suffering from
lack of vitamin me
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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
September 23, 2012 6:14pm UTC

For the love of cats, please follow the rules.
Anyone else seen this?

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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
September 23, 2012 6:11pm UTC

Do you need some aloe vera?
Cause you just got burned!
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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
October 23, 2011 11:40pm UTC

Let us get to know you , bold everything that relates to your life.
I am a boy.
I am a girl.
I have brown hair.
I have black hair.
I have blonde hair.
I have red hair.
My hair is dyed one of these colors.
My hair is dyed a different color.
I have blue eyes.
I have brown eyes.
I have green eyes.
I have grey eyes.
I have hazel eyes.
My eyes change colors depending on what im wearing.
I have dark skin.
I have light skin.
My skin tans in the sun.
I have both or one of my ears pierced.
I have other body piercings.
I have a tattoo.
I have a scar.
I play a sport(s). (I hope P.E counts)
I take art classes.
I’ve failed a class before.
I have a learning disability.
I rarely participate in class.
I text during class. (only sometimes)
I’ve been suspended.
I’ve gotten detention.
My parents are separated.
I have a single parent.
I have an older sibling(s).
I have a young sibling(s).
I am an only child.
I have more than 20 first cousins.
One or more of my grandparents have died.
I have my own bedroom.
I share a room.
I have some type of condition.
I’ve lost a loved one to cancer.
I personally know someone who killed someone else.
I’ve driven under the influence.
I drink on a regular basis.
I’ve never had an alcoholic beverage.
I’ve smoked pot.
I’ve taken hard drugs.
I've smoked cigarettes.
I've smoked from a hookah.
I’ve received a ticket before..
I hate insects.
I live in a place where it rarely snows.
I have a dog.
I have a cat.
I wish I lived somewhere else.
I hate most of the people that go to my school.
I’ve been to a foreign country.
I’ve been to a baseball game.
I’ve been to a concert.
I follow a monotheistic religion.
I go to church/temple/wherever you worship regularly.
I was born in the USA.
I was born prematurely.
I like girls.
I like boys.
I’ve been bungee jumping.
I’ve been to Disney World.
I’ve been to Disney Land.
I have traveled by train.
I’ve been to New York City.
I go on Tumblr at least once a day.
I have a Facebook.
I have a Myspace
I have a Twitter.
I play games on OMGpop.
I still order off of the kid’s menu at restaurants.
I tell myself I’ll work out but I never do.
I belong to a gym.
I wish summer would last forever.

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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
October 17, 2011 10:50pm UTC

Today I went to google
and typed in "when is it..."
and got "when is it legal to drive on a sidewalk?"
I love google♥
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credit to xhaileex

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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
October 17, 2011 10:47pm UTC

Today I went to google
and typed in "why do i want..."
and got "why do I want to kill people?"
♥
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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
September 27, 2011 12:29am UTC

The awkward moment when
you scream, "You're not my real ladder!" to your stepladder
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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
September 27, 2011 12:20am UTC

6 probably spread that 7-8-9 rumor
to cover up the things 6 and 9 do together
♥
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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
September 27, 2011 12:14am UTC

Nobody likes the guy who stands in the corner of the elevator, hoarding the buttons.
who asks; "what floor?"
And smiles, like he's doing you a favor and you're all;
I WANNA HIT THE DAMN BUTTON

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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
September 17, 2011 1:38am UTC

SIGNS YOU'RE FALLING IN LOVE:
-You'll read his texts over and over
-You walk really slowly when you're with him
- You pretend to be shy when you're with him
-While thinking about him you're heart beats faster
-By listening to his voice, you smile for no reason
-You get high off his smell
- He becomes all you think about
-You realize you're always smiling when you think of him
-Even though there was no specific person in mind, you were thinking about him

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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
September 17, 2011 1:26am UTC

Dress everyday
like you're going to get murdered in those clothes.

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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
September 4, 2011 10:30pm UTC

▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌DRAKE AND JOSH # 6▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌
Josh: I must be dreaming. Pinch me!
Drake: I'm not pinching any part of you.
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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
September 4, 2011 10:26pm UTC

▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌DRAKE AND JOSH # 5▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌
Josh: [to his date] I forgot whether you'd asked for regular or diet soda, so I went for the diet because you're a model, so you're probably watching your figure...I mean, not that you need to watch your figure, I mean, you have a great body...I mean, not that I was looking at it, I was just...I was just...aw, jeez!
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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
September 4, 2011 10:21pm UTC

▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌DRAKE AND JOSH # 4▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌
Drake: What are you doing in MY room?
Josh: This is the living room. And, uh *points at himself*...LIVIN'!
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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
September 4, 2011 10:13pm UTC

▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌DRAKE AND JOSH # 3▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌
Josh: I hope you go bald!
Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!
Josh: You take that back!
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smarterthanthou
posted a quote
September 4, 2011 10:08pm UTC

▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌DRAKE AND JOSH # 2▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌
Josh: You want a mouthful of fist?!
Drake: You want a buttful of foot?!
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