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smarterthanthou

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Member Since: 25 Nov 2010 03:30pm

Last Seen: 11 Oct 2013 03:56pm

Birthday: October 10

Location: San Diego, CA, baby!

Gender: F

user id: 135981

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Hey there
So my name is Muna and that's all you need to know :)



  1. smarterthanthou smarterthanthou
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 7:00pm UTC
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    Witty has changed
    all the quotes are about cutting, depression, or bullying.
    I realize you have problems, but this website is for funny, witty, and cute quotes.
    This isn't what Steve created it for

    nmf

  2. smarterthanthou smarterthanthou
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 11:54am UTC
    Brother: Hey, Muna, what's the difference between a white girl and a black girl ?
    Me: *sigh* What?
    Brother: When a black girl asks you if her butt looks big, you say "Hell yeah!"
    Ladies and gentleman, my 10-year old brother.
    nmq

  3. smarterthanthou smarterthanthou
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    When two guys have the same outfit on: Lookin' good, bro !
    When two girls have the same outfit: B*tch stole my outfit
    When a guy and a girl have the same outfit: Well .... this is awkward.
    nmf

  4. smarterthanthou smarterthanthou
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    "I love the sound of my alarm clock!"
    said no one ever

  5. smarterthanthou smarterthanthou
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 6:27pm UTC
    If a kiss was a raindrop I'd send you a shower
    If a hug was a second I'd send you an hour
    If a smile was water
    I'd send you the sea
    If you needed love
    I'd send you me.
    ♥♥♥
    nmq nmf

  6. smarterthanthou smarterthanthou
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 10:56pm UTC
    Lets be something more than friends
    What, best friends ?? :)
    No x_x i mean something more than that
    Mega best friends ?! :D
    YOU JUST GOT FRIEND-ZONED
    -nmf-

  7. smarterthanthou smarterthanthou
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    my life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes

  8. smarterthanthou smarterthanthou
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 10:44pm UTC
    my motto is “if it takes more than 5 minutes to cook i’d rather starve”

  9. smarterthanthou smarterthanthou
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 6:46pm UTC
    Today is my 16th birthday;
    Since I didn't get any presents .... I'd love 16 faves for my sweet sixteen :)

    Thanks, you guys :)

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    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 3:00pm UTC
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    A drop in the ocean
    a change in the weather
    I was praying that you and me might end up together
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  11. smarterthanthou smarterthanthou
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 2:44pm UTC
    H a k u n a M a t a t a
    It means no worries, for the rest of your days.
    nmf

  12. smarterthanthou smarterthanthou
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    when your friend gives you a cookie: Aw, thanks!
    When your best friend gives you a cookie: What did you do to it?
    nmf

  13. smarterthanthou smarterthanthou
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 2:29pm UTC
    what if Oprah was your mom:
    me: hi mom good morning
    Oprah: hi sweety I made you breakfast!
    me: oh thanks mom where is i--
    Oprah: LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIR!!!!!!!

  14. smarterthanthou smarterthanthou
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 2:18pm UTC
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  15. smarterthanthou smarterthanthou
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 10:57pm UTC
    “Don’t eat raw cookie dough” is the food equivalent to “Please read the Terms and Conditions.” 

  16. smarterthanthou smarterthanthou
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    You've got something on your butt ...... my eyes

  17. smarterthanthou smarterthanthou
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 10:19pm UTC
    what if you hit your alarm clock one morning and it hits you back

  18. smarterthanthou smarterthanthou
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 10:13pm UTC
    You're douchier than a douche bag
    You're a douche satchel
    nmf

  19. smarterthanthou smarterthanthou
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    Before shaving my legs: i don’t want to no they’re not that prickly ITS FINE I’LL JUST WEAR SWEAT PANTS FOREVER NOBODY WILL TOUCH MY LEGS ANYWAY
    After shaving my legs: praise jesus i am such a sexual creature everyone should be stroking my legs why didn’t i do this earlier

  20. smarterthanthou smarterthanthou
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    Sister: Do you know how many calories are in that?
    Me: Do you know how many f*cks I give?

:)

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