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italiangirl3
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March 25, 2012 3:14pm UTC

The other day in my gym class,
we were playing wiffle ball
and a girl who is autistic
hit the ball,
and ran all the way to home base.
And after she did
she high fived everyone on the team
with a huge smile on her face.
Fav if you think that's adorable
nmf

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yourcool
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March 2, 2012 9:20pm UTC

If Facebook really did have a dislike button..
some serious drama would go down.

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The_Witty_Therapist
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 4:36pm UTC

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean.
And baby, i'm lost at sea.
♥

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Shiwon03
posted a quote
January 13, 2012 3:24pm UTC

Dolphins are just
Gay
Sharks ;}

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Charlie_4
posted a quote
February 26, 2012 12:55pm UTC

that annoying moment when
Someone you hate likes your status for a tbh, and you put..."your pretty"

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Iheartwitty
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 11:49am UTC

If anyone ever saw me and my best friends conversations, we’d be in a mental home within an hour.

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raebobmarypants
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 10:29pm UTC

Dear i Pod,
I understand that you only have 20% battery remaining; but
I am not home, therefore I can not charge you. So, please
stop reminding me. It's getting annoying.
Sincerely,
A Girl Who is Trying to Listen to Music

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 3:00pm UTC

"I need a new profile picture."
*takes picture*
*looks at it*
"Now I remember why I don't change my proifle picture."

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MaeMae103
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 9:43pm UTC

Sleepover fact:
The later it becomes, the more truth comes out.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 11:09pm UTC

fave if you've ever felt like the odd one out in your group of friends.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 7:59pm UTC

The first thing you say at the drive thru windows is,
"Lemme get uhhhhhhhhh..."

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 7:50pm UTC

My microwave is awesome at
heating up my plate and leaving my food frozen.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 7:34pm UTC

Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY!
*ten minutes go by*
Mom: Are you ready yet?!
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for ten minutes.
Mom: Ok, I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the animals and cook dinner and swim the english channel.

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Charlie_4
posted a quote
January 26, 2012 3:46pm UTC

•••••••••••••••••••••••••••
Love doesn't walk away,
people do.
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Format credit ; foormats

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xxkeeping_it_realxx56
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 3:50pm UTC

that successful moment
when you beat the guy who made fun of womens sports in his own game...basketball.

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helbratz
posted a quote
January 17, 2012 5:54pm UTC

Son: I almost went to jail today... I was so scared!
Mother: Oh My God! WHAT DID YOU DO!
Son: Those Monopoly games get pretty intense;)

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ForeverYounq_
posted a quote
January 17, 2012 5:13pm UTC

True Story.
Him: Rawr
Me: Lmao(: Rawr?
Him: It's I love you in dinosaur
This is why I fell for him.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 17, 2012 5:51pm UTC

Going to your friends house
and eating all the food like you own the place.
nmf

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 17, 2012 5:47pm UTC

That awkward moment when
you slip on your own banana in Mario Cart.

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