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helbratz

Status: Remember, everything happens for a reason.

Member Since: 26 Nov 2011 08:38pm

Last Seen: 8 Feb 2013 10:23pm

Gender: F

user id: 243472

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Me
The names Kathleen
12, New York, sports
Let your smile change the world,
but don't let the world change
your smile:)
  1. helbratz helbratz
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 10:16am UTC
    Zack: I'm Cody, the smart one.
    Cody: And I'm Zack the dumb one. Dopey Dopey Doe.

  2. helbratz helbratz
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 11:48pm UTC
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  3. helbratz helbratz
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 7:24pm UTC
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  4. helbratz helbratz
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    -frozen computer-
    " Maybe if i click
    EVERYWHERE
    it will start working
    again."

  5. helbratz helbratz
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 6:37pm UTC
    Remember
    that fat guy who never got to eat his ice cream from Lilo and Stitch?

  6. helbratz helbratz
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    does anyone else remember
    arwin from the suite life of Zach and Cody?

    -my quote/nmf
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMA

  7. helbratz helbratz
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    To Mantain A Healthy
    Level Of Insanity
    1. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,
    ask If They Want Fries with that.
    2. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Marijuana".
    3. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
    4. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
    5. Sing Along At The Opera
    6. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
    Party Because You have a Headache.
    7. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
    8. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot,
    Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
    And The Final Waay To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
    9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY,
    GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

  8. helbratz helbratz
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    Every time Call Me Maybe
    comes on, I can help but do the Harvard baseball team dance.
    just me?

  9. helbratz helbratz
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    *Me looking at phone*
    *Two New Messages From Mom*
    Message 1: I love you.
    Message 2: Sorry, wrong person.

  10. helbratz helbratz
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 10:01am UTC
    credittoforgeter
    Hey Guys Check It Out!
    My middle finger gets a bonar when it looks at you!
    my old quote:)
    nmf

  11. helbratz helbratz
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    I wasn't that drunk.
    Dude, you logged into MySpace.
    This is just between us.
    my quote/nmf

  12. helbratz helbratz
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 6:36pm UTC
    'It's not you, it's me!'
    Two twins fighting for a picture.

  13. helbratz helbratz
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    Easter Eggs.
    When a bunny humps a chicken.

  14. helbratz helbratz
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 6:28pm UTC
    I bet you
    had to read this
    twice.

  15. helbratz helbratz
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    Some people are like clouds.
    When they disappear, the day seems brighter.

  16. helbratz helbratz
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    Dear Teacher,
    I talk no matter where I am. Moving my seat will not help.
    Sincerly,
    In a different spot for the seventh time.

  17. helbratz helbratz
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 4:47pm UTC
    *In School*
    Teacher: Is that a phone?!
    Me: No. It's my calculater.

  18. helbratz helbratz
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    "Bestfriends:"
    has 11 letters, but then again so does
    "Backstabber."
    nmf/my quote
    follow for a follow

  19. helbratz helbratz
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    I have some news for you,
    standing closer to me will not make the line go faster.

  20. helbratz helbratz
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    Shortest Horror Story Ever:
    “There’s no more food left.”

:)

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