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  1. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC
    What is wrong with you?
    How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
    She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
    Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
    She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
    She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
    Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
    She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
    Imperfection is beautiful.

  2. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

  3. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC
    When guys get jealous
    it's kinda cute (':
    When girls get jealous
    World war III is about to start.

  4. BrokenSmile__ BrokenSmile__
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2010 10:05am UTC
    I want a person who
    comes into my life by accident,
    & stays on purpose.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 2:26pm UTC
    "is google a girl or a boy?"
    obviously it's a girl because it won't allow you to complete your sentence without guessing before you finish what you say.

  6. crazygrrl010296* crazygrrl010296*
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    If swimming is so good for your figure,
    how do you explain whales?

  7. sassyandirish sassyandirish
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    Is anyone else
    still wondering what Zoey said about Chase on her DVD?

  8. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It. Goes. On. -Robert Frost

  9. xXxGymnasticsXxX xXxGymnasticsXxX
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    An apple a day keeps anyone away...
    nmq If you throw it hard enough.

  10. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    Niall: "I'd take my girlfriend for a romantic date
    And sing in her ear."
    Harry: "And then?"
    Niall: "You're too young to know!"

  11. rara213 rara213
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment...
    when you make eye contact with the person through the crack of a bathroom stall

  12. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 10:33pm UTC
    When Joe Jonas heard about Haylor,
    He told Harry "Good luck"

  13. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    to ∞ & →

  14. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1542
    That one girl in
    your school who
    never wears makeup,
    but is still gorgeous.
    tumblr

  15. HarrisonMerlo HarrisonMerlo
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    My wife says I’m too nosey…
    at least, that’s what she wrote in her diary

  16. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    The three most common lies you will ever hear:
    1. I'm fine.
    2. I have no more gum.
    3. You will use Algebra in real life.

  17. HarrisonMerlo HarrisonMerlo
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    My girlfriend just said that I put sports before our relationship
    Bullsh*t. It's our sixth season together

  18. DrinkBleach DrinkBleach
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 2:37pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    I hate being “hated”.
    Especially when the person who claims to “hate” me
    has never even spoken to me before.
    Stupid judgments and assumptions.

  20. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    On October 3rd, everyone should come to school in a pink shirt.
    All the news reporters would come to the schools and be like, "Mysterious phenomenon when high school kids all over the nation wear pink," and then a news reporter would to a student and asks why this is happening and the student would say--
    "On Wednesday's, we wear pink."

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