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jaydexox
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June 27, 2011 7:14pm UTC

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jaydexox
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June 29, 2011 1:16am UTC

i m m a w r i t e t h a t b i t c h a po e m .
B I T C H E S L I K E P O E M S.

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jaydexox
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July 3, 2011 1:28am UTC

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jaydexox
posted a quote
July 15, 2011 9:35pm UTC

I live in a world full of people
pretending
to be something they're not.

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jaydexox
posted a quote
July 5, 2011 4:09pm UTC

wen u typ lyk dis, all me haz 2 say iz:
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

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jaydexox
posted a quote
July 5, 2011 8:22pm UTC

Me? Sarcastic?
Never.

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jaydexox
posted a quote
August 6, 2011 12:12am UTC

My Mom+My Dad-Condom
=greatest person alive.

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crystaleu12
posted a quote
September 19, 2011 9:39pm UTC

I want to make a
Search engine called tap, so when people
want to search something they'd say,
Hold on, "let me tap that."

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Lapi
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 9:20pm UTC

today,
he kissed me in the rain and
it felt so awesome..
JK.
today,
i fed my cat.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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macmilllerx3
posted a quote
September 25, 2011 12:12pm UTC

i just re alized...
The people who smile and laugh the most
are the ones suffering the most.
because laughter isnt just the best medicinebut its the best disguise
♥

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 8:51pm UTC

THE FUNNY THING IS
Nobody ever really knows how much
Someone is hurting.
We could be standing next to
SOMEONE WHO IS COMPLETELY BROKEN
and not even know it.

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 8:40pm UTC

The minute you
START ACTUALLY CARING
ABOUT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK
IS THE MINUTE YOU
Stop being yourself.

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AlNicholas
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 3:11pm UTC

so this morning...
I woke up at 7:30,
and the first thing I did was pick up my phone,
and started writing a text to 'her'.
"Good morning beautiful, can't wait to see you today"
I hit send and started to get ready.
I wore the hoodie she bought me,
and wore the cologne I know she loves.
I set off to the store and bought some chocolates,
10 roses, her favourite flower,
that movie she was telling me she wanted to see,
and a card simply saying "I love you".
As I was walking home I saw her standing by my door.
I sneaked up behind her,
wrapped my arms around her waist,
and kissed her kneck.
"Guess who!" I said.
She giggled and lent over to kiss me.
I took her hand and led her inside.
"Mum, this is my girlfriend" I proudly told.
"I've heard a lot about you!" My mum said.
She blushed and I kissed her cheek.
We walked to my room, and sat on the sofa.
I handed her the bag of chocolates and flowers,
She grinned with glee,
I lent forward and kissed her again.
Then I put on the movie.
"You remembered!" she said.
I just smiled.
We cuddled all through the movie,
With her feeling safe in my arms.
"I love you"
I whispered.
"I love you too"
She replied.
I looked into her beautiful eyes,
and she looked into mine.
We were in love.
And I knew, I never wanted her to leave my side.
LOL JK
I GOT A NEW HIGH SCORE IN BLACK OPS
al nicholas

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DamnnTaylerx
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 1:12pm UTC

How about we stop pretending,
and tell eachother,how we really feel ♥

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FadingSunset_x
posted a quote
September 19, 2011 3:07pm UTC

i just want you. that's it.
all your flaws, mistakes, smiles, giggles, jokes, sarcasm.
everything. i just want you.

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mattiluvsjb94
posted a quote
September 22, 2011 7:07pm UTC

THAT FEELING YOU GET;
WHEN YOU CATCH HIM LOOKING♥

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Austin21
posted a quote
September 23, 2011 4:23pm UTC

I'm as bored as a
prostitute
on her period.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
September 23, 2011 4:15pm UTC

I actually hate you.
I'm not even joking, I have pure hatred towards you.

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katie2411
posted a quote
September 11, 2011 8:18pm UTC

Girls are like crayons. The slutty ones are the simple colors like red and blue and they get used/passed around the most. The truly beautiful ones are the white crayons, which contain every color, but they don’t see themselves as beautiful because no one ever wants them. They just have to wait until someone comes along who is smart enough to use a
black piece of paper.

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