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  1. kolbey_steffensmeier* kolbey_steffensmeier*
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    Wife: Babe, I'm Pregnant :D What do you want it to be?
    Husband: A joke..
    nmq

  2. justinbieber_xoxo justinbieber_xoxo
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    Mom: Do you have a boyfriend?
    Me: Yes.
    Mom: Oh my gosh, I wanna meet him!
    Me: Buy me backstage passes to his concert and we both will

  3. lexidanielle_xo lexidanielle_xo
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    put down the razor,
    THROW AWAY THE PILLS,
    and go pig out on food.
    DON'T HURT YOURSELF TODAY.
    wanna know why?
    because you don't deserve it.
    partial credit to tumblr.

  4. ily312 ily312
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    hannahlovesxox fade
    I -DA -HO?
    No sweet heart U-DA-HO.
    fAV IF GET IT.♥

  5. cdavison07 cdavison07
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    that moment when you get a sweet text & you just sit there smiling at your screen like a weirdo. (:
    Format by twilightgirl995

  6. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    ew Shes Fat.
    Im fat? well, you know what this is why i dont want to eat. because of you. Today marks 10 months of you bullying me. and honestly, i can't beilive it.

  7. twilightgirl995 twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    People are going to disappoint you, and I get that.
    But what if one morning you wake up and realize that you're the disapointment?

  8. swagginitup96 swagginitup96
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    It's not that i'm over him,
    I'm just accepting the fact that he
    doesn't like me,
    not even as a friend.

  9. babyimaddicteddd babyimaddicteddd
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 10:43pm UTC
    Some people can stay in your heart,
    but not in your life.

  10. Boink_Tastic Boink_Tastic
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 8:43pm UTC
    THEY JUDGE ME
    before they know me. That's why I'm better off alone.
    -Shrek

  11. ijustwanttobewanted ijustwanttobewanted
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    Today
    18 days after my fathers death,
    My school held an assembly,
    During it My uncle, my dads brother,
    Who has been in Afghanistan for 2 years,
    Came in the gym.
    That was the most I've cried since my father died.
    The rest of the assembly was deticated to my father.
    This gives me hope.
    <3

  12. Walshy Walshy
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    Do you have a boyfriend?
    Pshh yeah..
    What's his name?
    Waldo.
    Where is he?
    I'm still looking.

  13. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    There is always
    two sides to every story,
    But 3 when the
    truth comes out
    format credit to iceicebaaaby.

  14. jessxsmile jessxsmile
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 10:09pm UTC
    ‼ ‼ ‼ ‼ ‼ ‼
    I can't promise I'll be with you forever.
    But I can promise that as long as you try,
    I'll stay.
    Format credit - RunawayRachel

  15. ChelseyGrace ChelseyGrace
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    You have no idea
    how much my life
    has changed
    since the day
    I met you.

  16. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 2:49pm UTC
    The pressure became
    too much to handle.
    You know that thread
    I was barely holding
    on to? Well, it snapped.
    Don't say I didn't warn you.

  17. Sandrasaurus Sandrasaurus
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    So we ignore eachother,
    and pretend the other doesn't exist,
    but deep down we both know
    it wasn't supposed to end like this.
    NOT MY QUOTE

  18. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 12:27pm UTC
    I think you're beautiful. I love you.
    No. Shut up. You made me die on temple run.

  19. marisalynne marisalynne
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    I miss him. I miss our long talks. I miss his arms around me. I miss hanging out all the time. I miss laughing over nothing with him. I miss knowing him so well I could look at him, and know exactly what he was thinking. I miss him calling me his bestfriend. I miss him always being here for me. I miss knowing I had someone to count on.
    I miss my bestfriend.

  20. ForeverYounq_ ForeverYounq_
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    WHAT'S WRONG?
    Ask what's right if you want a shorter answer. ♥

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