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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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x_dervla_x
posted a quote
June 24, 2011 6:02am UTC

18 Years ago,
A baby girl was thrown away in a dumpster.
She was found by a doctor who brought her to the hospital and cleaned her up.
The doctor and her husband adopted the baby.
They never had any children of their own.
Today the girl is moving out for college,
Thankyou Mom&Dad,
you GMH ♥

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sharkbait
posted a quote
June 21, 2011 7:30pm UTC

don't waist your 11:11 wishes on love. Waist it on hoping your EX swallows bleach!

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OMGIMATACO
posted a quote
June 15, 2011 10:48pm UTC

them:were you dropped as a baby?
me:yea, into a pool of sexy

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Hannahxx7
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June 19, 2011 7:43pm UTC

Oh yeah, this is definitely going to be a top quote.
Damn it. 12 favs again.
nmf/nmq

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6perfect10
posted a quote
June 19, 2011 8:38pm UTC

"i'm hungry."
"hi hungry! i'm dad."
"dad, i'm serious."
"i thought you were hungry!"

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kaciexoxmcginley
posted a quote
June 19, 2011 6:01pm UTC

that moment of fame
when your names in a
math problem

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Spencer Grace✨*
posted a quote
June 19, 2011 8:10pm UTC

& i can honestly say,
that i've never seen a yellow duck
everyone says that ducks are yellow.. but i always see brown and green ducks lol. NMF/

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tirzahreid
posted a quote
June 19, 2011 6:44pm UTC

Suicide ;is a permanent solution,to a temporary problem. please don't do it.♥

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Savannahxaleese
posted a quote
June 11, 2011 7:41pm UTC

I have Cancer
My name is Savannah. Im 16 and I have bone cancer. I was diagnosed 6 months ago, and have been in treatment for 4 months. Im becoming weak, and losing my hair. Im so scared, but i try to stay strong.I am not making this quote for sympathy, im making it for a reason. I dont know how much longer I have left to live, but i am a fighter and will not let this disease destory me. However, I have made a list of 100 things I want to accomplish before i die(inspired from the Buried Life). Number 42 on my list is to get 2000 favs on a quote on witty. I know, this is a lot to ask, but i am asking you my witty sisters, to please help me out. Every fav will help me cross this thing off my list. Im sure your tired of seeing quotes like this, but this is the only favor i will ever ask from you girls. If you did read this, i love you so much. Thankyouu♥

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LookAtMeNow01
posted a quote
June 12, 2011 5:13pm UTC

TEXTS #37
Daughter: My phone is falling apart.
The cover on the keyboard came off...
Mom: Don't have unprotected text.

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Everpink
posted a quote
June 12, 2011 5:59pm UTC

I HOPE THERE COMES A DAY WHEN
cancer
is just a
zodiac sign.
notmyformat

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thatsacex3
posted a quote
October 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC

When guys get jealous
it's kinda cute (':
When girls get jealous
World war III is about to start.

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kara008
posted a quote
June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC

What is wrong with you?
How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
Imperfection is beautiful.

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keegster
posted a quote
June 11, 2011 5:37pm UTC

Trust no man,
F E A R N O B I T C H . [x] [x] [x]

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FunkyLilBugger
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June 11, 2011 1:09pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Laacey
posted a quote
June 10, 2011 4:07am UTC

Do B r i t i s h P e o p l e
ever try talking in an American accent? O.o
nmf.

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sharkbait
posted a quote
June 10, 2011 10:10pm UTC

only wanting a guy for his body<3

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waveravelaura
posted a quote
January 6, 2010 7:26pm UTC

Black people started wearing there pants low
White people called this SAGGGIN
Spell SAGGIN backward
Those sneaky white people!
Click the ♥

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givemeachance7920
posted a quote
May 24, 2010 5:43pm UTC

My problems don't matter when
i have a friend who has never ever seen her own mother
i n h e r w h o l e | e n t i r e l i f e .
My problems don't matter when
i have a friend who has to watch her ex-friend go out with
her ex-boyfriend, right infront of her eyes.
My problems don't matter when
she has an abusive boyfriend and she cries at night
and no one believes her.
My problems don't matter when
his family is known to be the ones "not to hang out with"
so he'll soon be losing friends soon
My problems don't matter when
both her parents d i e d in a car accident and she still
keeps her head up in school.
My problems don't matter when
she has an axiety disorder keeping her always stressed
and other people talk about her
My problems don't matter when
their problems do.

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