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  1. JustWaiting JustWaiting
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    No.
    You don't love Christina Perri if the only song you know is Jar of Hearts
    You don't love Owl City if the only song you know is Fireflies
    You don't love One Direction if the only song you know is What Makes you Beautiful
    You don't love Carly Rae Jepson if the only song you know is Call Me Maybe
    Knowing one song doesn't make you their biggest fan.


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  3. LorenOlivaBFFLAD LorenOlivaBFFLAD
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 1:02pm UTC
    I think I like this girl...
    Really? Who?
    nmq/nmf
    Uhhhm, she kinda look like you.
    Aww is it me? (; <3
    nmq/n
    No, it's your sister.
    .....
    nmq/nmf

  4. xoshannonxo12 xoshannonxo12
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    Drake: You calling me a liar?!
    Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
    Josh: you want a mouth full of fist?!
    Drake: you want a butt full of foot?!
    Josh: I hope you go bald !
    Drake: I hope the cancel Oprah!
    Josh: *GASP* you take that back!

  5. luchaswaggg luchaswaggg
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    3 Easiest ways to die;
    1. Puff a cigarette daily;
    - You'll die 10 years early.
    2. Drink alcohol daily;
    - You'll die 30 years early.
    3. Love someone who doesn't love you back;
    - You'll die daily.

  6. mlsunny mlsunny
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    36 Reasons Why It's Good To Be A Girl:
     
    1. We can wear guy clothes. If they wear ours, they get funny looks.
    2. Our friends don't say hello to us by punching us on the arm.
    3. Yea- PMS sucks. But at least we have a good excuse to chow down on chocolate for a week.
    4. If we're on a really big ship that happens to hit an iceberg, we'll probably get first dibs on a lifeboat.
    5. Girl talk. You know, how we just understand each other without having to explain stuff.
    6. We never have to stand at a urinal and have other girls stare at us.
    7. Dark circles under the eyes? We can just cover them up with a little concealer.
    8. We don’t have to shave our faces.
    9. We can jump around a lot and shake our hair and it looks like we know how to dance.
    10. We get yummy chocolates and flowers from guys.
    11. We don’t have to dowse our food in Tabasco sauce just to look tough
    12. When we get married we get to keep our own name or choose one that we like even better.
    13. At least one girl always survives in horror flicks.
    14. We can take stuffed animals to bed no matter how old we are.
    15. We don’t have to wear tuxedos to the prom.
    16. Nose hair, ear hair, back hair- so not a problem for us.
    17. SLUMBER PARTIES! Guys just don't know how much fun those are.
    18. We don’t have to worry about getting hurt, um, down there.
    19. That special bond we have with our moms-someday
    20.We don’t feel the need to slap our teammates butt when she makes a good play.
    21. Pick up lines. They're not something we need to practice.
    22. We can get away with wearing platform shoes without looking goofy.
    23. We give really good advice
    24.On TV shows we're always the ones that have coolest supernatural powers.
    25. We can put cotton balls between our toes, paint our nails, and not feel the least bit silly.
    26. The coolest, sweetest songs and poems have been written about us.
    27. We don’t have to sit on our wallets.
    28. And our wallets have a place for change.
    29. Our lives do not revolve around ESPN Sports Center
    30.We can wear dresses without getting really weird looks from people
    31. We are called tomboys, Boys are called girlie.
    32. We have nicer handwriting than guys. Well it’s true.
    33. Our magazines have Horoscopes.
    34. We don’t have to stuff boxers in our jeans.
    35. Female pro athletes aren’t overpaid egomaniacs.
    36. Girls with guy first names (like Alex) sound cool, but it doesn’t work the other way around.
     

  7. beelynng beelynng
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 10:09am UTC
    Stuff teachers want to say..
    "forget this lesson, let's just go party."
    "its cute how you think i actually care whether or not you pass."
    "they do not pay me enough to deal with you..."
    "alright, 30 dollars and we'll call it a B+"
    "honestly, ma'am, your son is the biggest jerk i've ever had to teach."
    "oh my gosh, forget it. we're watching a movie!"
    "well, if you weren't so dumb you probably wouldn't have gotten that one wrong, would you?"
    "dude, even i can tell she's not into you."
    "quite frankly, Helen Keller can read better than you."
    "you know, i used to bully kids like you."
    ^LOL, THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

  8. Anthony96 Anthony96
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    The problem with guys is they pretend to like you when they don't.
    The problem with girls is they pretend they don't like you when they do.


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  10. nicolemarie28 nicolemarie28
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 7:56am UTC
    That awkward moment when
    Your trying to get o v e r someone
    you were never dating...

  11. idkwhoyouaresobackoff idkwhoyouaresobackoff
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    I love you, babe. <3(:
    You know what? Don't say that to me. Ever. Because, I'll believe it. We'll say all these cute things to eachother. I'll go to bed smiling every night. And we'll have those "I love you more fights". Then, one day, you'll wake up and decide that you don't love me anymore. Just like that, and take it all back. And, don't tell me you won't because you will, I know it, just like all the others.
    nmq

  12. thisislike4 thisislike4
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    Last night he told me that in less than a year, I’ll have a ring on my finger, his last name, and I'll wake up next to him
    every morning. ♥

  13. waaaboosh waaaboosh
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 4:43pm UTC
    Today was supposed to be my brother and his girlfriend's two year anniversay. A happy day, right? Wrong. She killed herself today because some low life scumbag felt the need to call her fat just to make them feel better about themselves. She DESERVED to live! She had a whole life ahead of her. I was positive that my brother was going to marry her--positive. I can't imagine what he's feeling. I'm asking you to stop scrolling and take two seconds to favorite this quote and pray for her. Not for me, but for Sam. This isn't to become famous, it's to aware everyone that bullying does hurt and it does cause deaths. It's sad that it took someone to kill themselves for me to realize that.. I'm sorry to everyone who has been bullied, I've been bullied, but it gets better. Way better. Just having one person say, "hey, wanna come sit with me at lunch?" can mean the difference between life and death. You could be that one person. Stand up, speak out. It gets better. I promise.
    R.I.P. Sammie-- I will miss your loving voice, your protectiveness, your personalitly. Everyone will miss you. May you be happy and rest in peace. I love you.

  14. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    I hate that thing that happens
    Right before you sleep.
    Every mistake you've ever made,
    Every word you wish you never said,
    Every moment that made you cry
    rushes through your head
    and all you can do about it is cringe
    and pretend it never happened...

  15. animallover721 animallover721
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    Crush: Heyy can I tell you something?
    Girl: surreee I have something to tell you too :)
    Crush: Well I have actually been meaning to tell you this for a while now...
    Girl: Go on... me too ;)
    Crush: I don't know what you will think...
    Girl: I have a good feeling I will have great thoughts :)
    Well...you tell me first...
    Girl: Fine, we will say them at the same time...one, two, three...go!
    Crush: Your fly is down... :/
    Girl: I love you ;)
    AWKWARD...
    .

  16. maemay11 maemay11
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    fav if you remember
    thats so raven
    cory in the house
    kim possible
    lizzie maguire
    boy meets world
    stuck in the suberbs
    double team
    qunits
    suit life of zach and cody
    back street boys
    insync
    when brittany spears was cool
    when miley cyrus was 12
    comment if i missed any thing :)
    -meg

  17. toriibabyy toriibabyy
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    hi.
    i'm a boy.
    here's how it goes.
    i'm gonna flirt with you,
    then diss you.
    i'll send you mixed messages,
    hit on your friends,
    and lie to you.
    then i'll lead you on
    so you'll fall for me.
    i'll make you happy for a couple of days
    but tomorrow
    i'll completely ignore you.
    but you'll be the one i turn to
    when i need a friend
    or a confidence boost.
    know what the best part is?
    you can't do anything about it
    because you love me
    and you don't want to ever lose me.

  18. idance idance
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    boy: you know what?
    girl: what?
    boy: next time i see you, don't wear that skirt again. it's too revaeling.
    girl: okay, whatever.
    boy: a dress that reaches to your ankles.. and wear long white gloves that reach to your elbows.
    girl: what?
    boy: trust me.
    girl: what are you trying to do? hide me from everyone?
    boy: do your hair up well real pretty.
    girl: are you listening to what i'm saying? you're so conservative, don't choke me like this.. are you kidding me?
    boy: i'm dead serious.
    girl: you know i don't like guys who boss me around.
    boy: ...wear a veil.
    girl: ...what?
    boy: wear this ring too.
    girl: .....
    boy: marry me ♥

  19. Sebastian_isTheName Sebastian_isTheName
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    Ghost Hunters: "Can you communicate with us?"
    *door creaks*
    Ghost Hunters: "Oh so your name is Laura?"

  20. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    "Was that lightning?"
    "No. They're taking pictures for Google Earth."

:)

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