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3 Easiest ways to die;

1. Puff a cigarette daily;
- You'll die 10 years early.

2. Drink alcohol daily;
- You'll die 30 years early.

3. Love someone who doesn't love you back;
- You'll die daily.
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3 Easiest ways to die; 1. Puff a cigarette daily; - You'll

1273 faves · 6 comments · Mar 28, 2012 6:14pm

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Bangingtotheright · 1 decade ago
i die every seconds
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MangoTastic · 1 decade ago
I die daily, my parents drink at least 4 alcoholic drinks a day and my dad chews alot
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BringMeTheEric · 1 decade ago
actually not true not true not true..
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laurenwinkler18 · 1 decade ago
Story of my life.
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JBieberFever456 · 1 decade ago
The last line is describing my life right now....
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Loveandpolkadots · 1 decade ago
Actually, if you drink alcohol daily (like one glass of wine or something in that vicinity) that it is healthy for you! I did a project on it
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