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PurplePinkDreams
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April 26, 2013 4:52pm UTC

Five year old me: I want to become a mermaid!
Fifteen year old me: I said mermaid, not whale!

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sexxychickk
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 1:38am UTC

I'm On That Good
Kush && Alcohol

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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schmayboy
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 7:15pm UTC

So let me tell you something about Sandy, We were bestfriends in middle school. I know right? So embarrasing.... Whatever. So then in 8th grade Irene hit, and Sandy was weirdly jealous of her. Like, if i were to rate her a 1, and i'd rate Irene a 3, she'd be like, "Why am i rated so low?" and i'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then for my birthday party which was an all category 3
and up party i was like, "Sandy. you can't come to my party, you're a category one." I mean, i couldn't have a category 1 at my party, there'd be other storms tearing up cities there. I mean, right? SHE WAS A CATEGORY ONE. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so stupid. So she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her and she came back in October and now i guess she's destroying the entire east coast.

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musicaddict27
posted a quote
October 29, 2012 3:10pm UTC

What if Gangnam Style
is actually a giant rain dance, and we brought the hurricane on ourselves?

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PRETTYnLOVE
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 12:48pm UTC

THAT MOMENT WHEN~
YOUR HOME ALONE AND YOU HEAR STRANGE SOUNDS, AND YOU RUN TO GET THE PHONE
COME ON YOU KNOW ITS TRUE =p

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 7:19am UTC

•••••••••••••••••••••••••••
Me During PE:
"I'm still alive but i'm barely breathing♫♪♫"
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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 12:38am UTC

Does anyone else try to grunt like Cher Lloyd...
but end up sounding like a constipated whale?

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ColorfulWanderer
posted a quote
October 1, 2012 8:00am UTC

Niall Horan
- Has blonde hair
- Is really a brunette
- His dad's name is Bobby
(rhymes withe Robby)
This can only mean one thing...
Niall Horan is Hannah Montana!

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TalkSouthernToMe
posted a quote
October 1, 2012 7:37pm UTC

click to see this quote

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LostInTheMind
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 1:49pm UTC

OFWGKTADGAF

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SecretSequin
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 11:10am UTC

I got up this morning, tripped over my bra, and yelled ahhhh BOOBY TRAP

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nicholasjerryanon
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 10:18pm UTC

Toaster: "I want you inside of me."
Bread: "That's so hot.."
♦

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kelly*
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 9:49pm UTC

I'm so sick of saying the words
"gay" or "lesbian"
they're just people...
One day I want my son to come home
from school and be like,
"I found this guy, and I love him"
And I'm gonna be like,
"Yes, you do, and that's okay"
- Josh Hutcherson

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AshleyRoseXoXoXo
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 10:37pm UTC

I wish they had an AWKWARD category ,because 90 % of my quotes belong there.

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taxie109
posted a quote
September 26, 2012 10:29pm UTC

0kay, I promised my friend that if I got 100 faves on Witty, that I would ask 'him' out. I can't go back on my word. It has to be this quote only. I didn't say I would really get 100 faves. Please pass this. I don't want him to break my heart again. DO NOT FAVE THIS! I did say I would put up a quote though. I cannot go back on my word. She is so sweet. I don't want her to think I am a liar.

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notamorningperson*
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 7:08pm UTC

"I am good,
but not an angel.
I do sin,
but I am not the devil.
I am pretty,
but not beautiful.
I have friends,
but I am not the peacemaker.
I am just a small girl
living in a big world
trying to find
someone to love."
-Marilyn Monroe

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gracemiller27
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 2:23pm UTC

In school, surrouned by people:
Me: You know what? I'm going to start being nicer to people
*ten seconds later*
Me: This excludes you.
Me: aaaaaaaaand You.
Me: It definitely doesn't include you.
Me: Nor does it you, you, yooooou... or you.
*going on for about 1 minutes longer*
Me: You know what? Screw this plan...

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Bonjour_Ica
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 11:06am UTC

When Niall Finds His Princess
Half of directioners: I WANTED TO BE NIALL'S PRINCESS, I HATE HER SHE DOESNT DESERVE HIM! ASDFGHJKL!
Other half of directioners: Awh, Niall found his princess. Im so sad, I wanted to be his princess, but if he is happy then I am happy.
Me: Awh Niall, look at what some sweet directioners are saying about us.

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Bonjour_Ica
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 11:14am UTC

When I drive my kids to school in the future:
Me: I"So kids, have a good da-"
Radio: "your insecure, dont know what for"
Me: *Sings Loudly* "YOU'RE TURNING HEADS WHEN YOU WALK THROUGH THE DO-O-OR!"
Daughter: "Mum, why?"
Me: *Continues Singing* "DON'T NEED MAKE-UP TO COVER UP... BEING THE WAY THAT YOU ARE IS ENOUGH-OU-OUGH"
Daughter: "Mum!"
Me: "EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM CAN SEE IT!"
Daughter: "MUM!"
Me: "What!?"
Daughter: "Why are you singing Dads part? I like that part!"

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