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acote27
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October 16, 2012 7:38pm UTC

Anyone else just feel that earthquake?
Brb while I go change my pants...

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ridemydino
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October 16, 2012 6:45pm UTC

when you feel so tired but you can't sleep.

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abiigaiil
posted a quote
October 16, 2012 9:00pm UTC

Beauty Tip #1
Want whiter teeth?
Step 1: Brush your teeth with regular toothpaste
Step 2: Mash up 1 strawberry in a bowl
Step 3: Add 1 tablespoon og Baking soda in the mixture
Step 4: brush teeth with mixture w/ toothbrush
Step 5: Leave on teeth for 2 minutes
Step 6: Spit out all
Step 7: Brush teeth wirh regular toothpaste and enjoy your white teeth
It works, I tried it with my sister but warning! It taste bad DO NOT SWALLOW.
Series?

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neversaynever16
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June 27, 2012 11:27pm UTC

I hate when on MTV Cribs, kids say "...and this is my 105 inch plasma TV." Im like, "No, that's your parents 105 inch plasma TV. All you did was fall out of the right v*gina...
format by neversaynever16

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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sophsunflower12
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June 6, 2012 8:09pm UTC

i bet the person who decided to spell "colonel" without any R's
was the same person who added an extra R to February
nmf

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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CrashYourParty
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April 24, 2012 5:49pm UTC

I AM STRONG
because I know my weaknesses
I AM BEAUTIFUL
because I am aware of my flaws
I AM FEARLESS
because I learnt to recognize, illusion from real
I AM WISE
because I learn from my mistakes
I AM A LOVER
because I have felt hate
and...
I CAN LAUGH
because I have known sadness

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Imjustme32
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 4:41pm UTC

Hey.
I want a WITTY BESTFRIEND.
-Age doesn't really matter, but if you wanna know, I'm 13.
-Gotta be random/funny, but I still want to have some legit conversations.
-You have to put up with some random outbursts about One Direction...sorry...
-Someone that will accept me for ME.
Fave/Comment (profile or quote) if your interested.
Thanks, you're beautiful

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xmakesmestronger27x
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 10:28pm UTC

Pretending to be happy
when you're in pain is just an example of how strong you are as a person.
♥

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TristanIsAGuysNameToo
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 3:17pm UTC

If I'm quiet
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you should be scared
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It can only mean
I'm planning the perfect
murder in my head
format:TristanIsAGuysNameToo

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Eminemx3
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April 22, 2012 8:39am UTC

Fave for a name that goes well with yours.

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BellaSwan14
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April 22, 2012 8:41am UTC

I think we all need to learn a lesson from this:
A college professor was doing a demonstration to his students. He had
a big glass jar. He put several big rocks in it. He asked his students 'Can
anything else fit in here?' They all replied 'No.' Then he put small pebbles
in the jar. Several students gave a chuckle realizing they were wrong. The
professor asked again 'Can anything else fit in here?' They all replied 'No.'
Then he poured a bag of sand in the jar. This time almost all of the students
let out an almost laugh. Then he said 'The rocks are the important things in
life; your family, friends, etc.' 'The pebbles are the minor things in life which
come after the rocks.' 'The sand grains stand for all of the unnessacary things
in life.' 'If you were to put all the sand grains in first [the unnessacary things],
then the pebbles [the minor things], then the rocks [the important things], it
wouldn't fit. Therefore, you have to realize that family and friends come first.
credit SOCCERfreak20(:
heard it from my teacher

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Belma_
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April 20, 2012 6:17pm UTC

When I go on witty and all I see is One Direion quotes:
(╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ *flips table*

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jessiduh
posted a quote
April 20, 2012 2:47pm UTC

IS one day without One Direction quotes going to kill you directioners?
Seriously?
There's a reason steve made a no direction day. Even he's annoyed by the 1D quotes. Stop. We know you like them. I do. There doesn't need to be 465780000 quotes about one direction. We know you like them. That's great. One day will NOT KILL YOU.! You have more days after, people. Come on and take a break from them.
AlNicholas

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Jade672
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 2:54pm UTC

I want to be
the reason you smile.

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Zach509
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 12:26pm UTC

I hate that feeling you get when you're trying your hardest not to cry in front of someone,
but as soon as they ask "are you okay?" you just lose it.

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Reader_Aubrey
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 10:06am UTC

roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet and so are you.
but the roses are wilting,
and the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl is empty
and my wrists are stained red

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LookingThroughRoseColoredGlasses
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 11:34am UTC

O
I hate when you talk to someone every single day.
Then all of a sudden it just stops.
Then neither of you say a word to eachother.

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aubweeexx
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 9:14pm UTC

'You got it dude!'
Fave if you know where this is from.♥

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