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  1. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 3:00pm UTC
    Today a girl told
    me how beautiful my smile was
    and how I'm always smiling when she sees me.
    My secret?
    I cry myself to sleep at wishing I were dead.
    A smile can hide a lot.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 12:57pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    I gave a crap once.
    it was horrible.

  4. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 8:50pm UTC
    The difference between books and real life
    Book
    Girl: *stumbles, about to fall*
    Guy: *catches her, stares into her eyes*
    Girl: *stares into his eyes*
    Real Life
    Girl: *stumbles, falls flat on her face*
    Guy: *laughs, kicks her*
    Girl: *cries*

  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 4:18am UTC
    “I opened my mouth, almost said something. Almost. The rest of my life might have turned out differently if I had. But I didn’t.”
    — Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner

  6. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 3:41am UTC
    99.9% of my sentences
    start with:
    - o h m y g o d
    - y e a h
    - n o
    -b a s i c a l l y
    -w a i t
    -s o y e a h
    - l i k e
    -y o u k n o w
    -o h
    - u m
    -w h a t
    - w e l l
    -u m

  7. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 10:44pm UTC
    Im home alone .
    TIME TO START MY CONCERT .

  8. heyitscooper heyitscooper
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 8:28pm UTC
    Plot twist: Your homework distracts you from the internet.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. jessica333 jessica333
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 12:42pm UTC
    “The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.”
    -Bob Marley

  12. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    take this razor,
    sign your name across my wrists
    so everyone will know
    WHO LEFT ME LIKE THIS
    ©Format by
    irrestible

  13. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    I can't drown my demons.
    They know how to swim.

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 8:39pm UTC
    I am constantly torn between the "Be kind to everyone" and the "F.uck
    everyone, you owe them nothing." mentalities.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 11:11pm UTC
    One time in English class we were talking about Romeo & Juliet and I
    yelled out, "SPOILER: Romeo and Juliet die!" and I sh//t you not, at least 1/3 of the class got really mad at me because they didn't know that's how it ended.

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    That half hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.
    "No, no, really, no. I won't take it. Please, no...okay. Thanks."

  18. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 6:36pm UTC
    What if everyone driving on the highway tuned their radios to the same station and blasted the volume?
    It would be like a traveling concert.

  19. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 3:46pm UTC
    Kindergarten me: Ugh counting is so hard.
    1st grade me: Ugh adding and subtracting is so hard.
    2nd grade me: Ugh multiplying and dividing is so hard.
    9th grade me: What the fúck.

  20. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    This actually happened in science class today.
    Girl: ~talks loudly to her friends during a video on hurricanes~
    Woman Substitute Teacher: Excuse me but do i need to come sit next to you??
    Girl: No thank you i'm straight!!
    Oh my god.

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