Today a girl told me how beautiful my smile was and how I'm always smiling when she sees me. My secret? I cry myself to sleep at wishing I were dead. A smile can hide a lot.
The difference between books and real life Book Girl: *stumbles, about to fall* Guy: *catches her, stares into her eyes* Girl: *stares into his eyes* Real Life Girl: *stumbles, falls flat on her face* Guy: *laughs, kicks her* Girl: *cries*
“I opened my mouth, almost said something. Almost. The rest of my life might have turned out differently if I had. But I didn’t.” — Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner
99.9% of my sentences start with: - o h m y g o d - y e a h - n o -b a s i c a l l y -w a i t -s o y e a h - l i k e -y o u k n o w -o h - u m -w h a t - w e l l -u m
Hale_Storm18 posted a quote
April 26, 2013 11:11pm UTC
One time in English class we were talking about Romeo & Juliet and I yelled out, "SPOILER: Romeo and Juliet die!" and I sh//t you not, at least 1/3 of the class got really mad at me because they didn't know that's how it ended.
lovecrazy posted a quote
April 26, 2013 3:46pm UTC
Kindergarten me: Ugh counting is so hard. 1st grade me: Ugh adding and subtracting is so hard. 2nd grade me: Ugh multiplying and dividing is so hard. 9th grade me: What the fúck.
kristabff posted a quote
April 26, 2013 4:36pm UTC
This actually happened in science class today. Girl: ~talks loudly to her friends during a video on hurricanes~ Woman Substitute Teacher: Excuse me but do i need to come sit next to you?? Girl: No thank you i'm straight!! Oh my god.