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BreKee15
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 3:54pm UTC

*father and daughter texting*
Daughter: Hey dad, remember when I killed
that butterfly, and you said, "No
butter for a week?"
Father: Yeah?
Daughter: And when I killed that honeybee,
you said "No honey for a week"
Father: Yeah, That was a month ago, so what?
Daughter: Mom just killed a c o c k r o a c h, should I break it to her?
Father: ...

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livelaughlovee16
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 6:18pm UTC

today i was an amusmant park with my school,
and i saw a hot guy.
so i pulled out a sharpie,
walked over to him,
and said,
"can i test my sharpie on you?"
he shrugged so i took his arm,
wrote my number on it, and walked away.
i got a text a few minutes later saying,
"i think it works."

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Abbi521
posted a quote
May 23, 2012 1:17pm UTC

I swear Lady Gaga
just puts glue on her
self and rolls around
on random things.
another j.e² format

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thingsppldontsay
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May 21, 2012 5:33pm UTC

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 4:07pm UTC

Mom: Did you get home safely?
Me: No, I died like 5 times.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 1:24pm UTC

Thinking about suicide?
Go to a hospital, walk the halls.
Look at the people who fight every day to live.
Their families who are afraid to lose the ones they love.
Look at the doctors who work day and night to save lives.
Don't give up on things that other people fight for...

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Without_A_Fight
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May 19, 2012 8:51am UTC

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Raymatts
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 4:20pm UTC

The quote below me is a lie.
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Don't listen to the quote above me, he doesn't know what he's talking about...
double quote format by Breeze

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littleleftofthemiddle
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 8:46pm UTC

S u i c i d e
is a cry for help.
not a request to die.

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Fake_a_smile
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 8:08pm UTC

The best feeling in the world...
Is knowing that someone
put down those pills,
ate that meal,
smiled through those tears,
put down the knife,
or started to feel better,
and you're the reason why♥

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sftblgurl56
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 9:39pm UTC

Dyan and Cole Sprouse are 20
Feel old yet?

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StayBeautiful4WhoUR
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 3:08pm UTC

Last night,
I was coming home on the late bus,
There was a mentally disabled man sat at the back talking to himself,
A few teenage boys thought it was funny and started video recording him.
I couldn't believe what I was seeing.
So I went to go and talk to him.
Turns out he was gonna commit suicide.
I saved his life.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 9:40pm UTC

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 28, 2012 4:02pm UTC

"I think the words you stop
yourself from saying are the ones
that will haunt you the longest"
-Taylor Swift

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 3:22pm UTC

The best part of the morning is
knowing that someone
is waiting for you to wake up...

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 4:19pm UTC

I WONDER whAT
The guy
I'm going to marry
Is doing
right now.
nmf

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Meany23
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 7:08pm UTC

Will you go out with me.?
(a) Yes.
(b) a
(c) b

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desireelynn1001
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 5:29pm UTC

DearBoys,
Your willy is not like pinocchio's nose.
It won't get longer everytime you lie about it's size.
Sincerly, reality.
Follow me on tumblr: Desirees-a-ginger.tumblr.com
nmq/nmf

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MissAnna
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 11:05pm UTC

HE WAS MADE OF FIRE, BUT --- HE DIDN'T EVER KNOW,
UNTIL HE MET THE GIRL HE LOVED,
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| and she was made of snow.

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