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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 3:34pm UTC
    So today, the cross country team's spirit day was camouflage day or something like that. A girl in my English class, who's on the cross country team, was wearing army pants and flip flops. A girl in my class walked in and, as soon as she saw the girl, yelled, "I saw Regina George wearing army pants and flip flops so I bought army pants and flip flops."

  2. abbiemarie* abbiemarie*
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 11:31pm UTC
    I hate crying..

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 8:22pm UTC
    So a guest speaker came to my school today and he said, "I've never been to this part of Boston before." Yeah, that's probably because you aren't in Boston.

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 7:58pm UTC
    If a boy pays attention to me I'll fall in love for about a week.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. Andjela * Andjela *
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 10:47pm UTC
    It really is a good thing to know somewhere in this world, there is a person that just wants to protect you.

  7. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 2:00pm UTC
    I HAVE 666 FOLLOWERS
    GUYS THIS IS SO COINCIDENTAL BECAUSE I MADE A QUOTE ABOUT ME BEING SATAN YESTERDAY AND NOW I HAVE 666 FOLLOWERS IM FREAKING OUT
    THIS IS RAD AS HECKKKK
    or shall i say, rad as hell

  8. abbiemarie* abbiemarie*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 10:36pm UTC
    Why can't I get over him? Ugh..

  9. Immortality* Immortality*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    Swallowed up in the sound of my screaming
    Cannot cease for the fear of silent nights
    Oh, how I long for the deep sleep dreaming
    The goddess of imaginary light

  10. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 4:31pm UTC
    “But they can't know how the dark space inside me is growing. I lie to them. I can't get out of the dark hole. 'Peace is here' it whispers.” ― Lurlene McDaniel, Breathless


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  12. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 6:01pm UTC
    I saw the scars hidden under
    the colourful bracelets that always hid
    your wrist so i let my sleeve roll up
    just enough for you to see that
    you are not alone.

  13. LettingSecretsGo LettingSecretsGo
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 9:29pm UTC
    Then my kiss
    Can mend your broken heart.

  14. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2013 2:08am UTC
    Hey you.
    Yes you
    STOP SCROLLING!
    Okay, well done.
    Now, close on eye.
    No the other one.
    Yep that one
    Okay now open you eye you just look silly.
    Try squinting
    Nope open your eyes again.
    You're almost done.
    Now half smile.
    Actually smile all the way.
    OH MY GOD!
    No, keep smiling.
    You look so beautiful like that.
    You should really smile more often.

  15. abbiemarie* abbiemarie*
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2013 8:38am UTC
    The more I sit here the more I realize I'm definitely not over him..:/

  16. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    Teacher: as you can see, these waves
    all flow in one direction
    Girl: *gasp* she just said on dire-
    Me: NO

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 2:49pm UTC
    Seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing
    Seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

  18. Lethal* Lethal*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    Not every girl has to be a Cheerleader.
    Not every boy has to be an Athlete.

  19. Leslie and Alli * Leslie and Alli *
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 11:02pm UTC
    last year i fell for a guy that i never thought i would fall for.
    everyone called him ugly i even said so myself when one
    of my friends liked him. but i started to slowly fall for him.
    i saw what nobody else saw and i started to fall in love with him. i wanted to be with him. i didnt care what anybody else though. people said "eww! you like him?!" well yes i did you might have seen ugly but what i saw was perfect. he was everything. i fell for his personallity first but then i started to relize that he really was a lot cutter than i though.
    he was my world. he still is, and i miss him. but im moving on. slowly. becuase it had to get messed up.

  20. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 10:55am UTC
    F/uck you feelings.

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