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addicted4music
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March 13, 2012 8:08am UTC

"Ok, ok... I'm gonna be serious now." *DEEP BREATH..* *Bursts out laughing*

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cales11
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March 9, 2012 10:59am UTC

that awkward moment
when your pet is staring at you naked while you change.

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cales11
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March 12, 2012 3:07pm UTC

don't tell me to calm down.
It just makes me want to rip
off your face and shove it
down the toilet.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 11, 2012 5:15pm UTC

Do you like pancakes?
Yes
No

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BeWithMeForever
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February 11, 2012 9:29pm UTC

Joe
he first person to comment is gay!
11 minutes ago · Like · Comment
Joe *The
10 minutes ago · Like Comment
fav if you get it
nmf.

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jimmy365
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February 11, 2012 7:36pm UTC

In school, the only thing that
group projects ever taught me was
how much I hate other people
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jimmy365
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February 11, 2012 5:51pm UTC

Favorite if you think
bubblewrap is the best part of the package.
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nmq!

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QuQu101
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February 10, 2012 10:04pm UTC

Oh, I'm grounded?
So I get to stay at home in my sweat pants and eat food 24/7? Awesome.

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aperfectlittlegirl01
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February 10, 2012 9:44pm UTC

Yeah.. i got in a car accident tonight with my best friend. We're okay, THANK GOD. it was pretty minor. But the weird thing is, i PRAYED right before it happened. I felt a weird feeling. I asked us to keep us safe and if i were to die, if i could please make my way through heaven. Thank you, Jesus. Fave if you think this is incredible.

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jimmy365
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February 10, 2012 9:06pm UTC

Ever noticed how
" W h a t t h e h e l l ? "
IS A GOOD ANSWER TO EVERYTHING?
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cales11
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February 10, 2012 4:03pm UTC

Forget Valentine's day;
National Pancake day is on the 16th!
♥

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 8:54pm UTC

Everybody wants to change the world,
But nobody wants to change.
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UnfogettableMe
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February 11, 2012 10:15am UTC

So today, I got an email from my dad.
No, not my stepdad, my biological dad.
I haven't seen him since I was nine.
Don't assume he's a druggie or an alcoholic or in jail.
He's autistic.
Not severely, he lives alone. He just has a social disorder where he's afraid of being around people, and he has OCD.
My mom and stepdad didn't believe he was "stable enough" to see me and my brother, so I haven't seen him for a while. But we email back and forth a few times a year.
He was just wondering how everything was going, and he tried calling the house to talk to me, but I wasn't home.
I told him I didn't live there anymore, that I was pregnant, and living with David.
He called me, crying, saying if there was anything he could do for his beautiful baby, then to let him know. He also told me he loved me.
And I told him I loved him too <3

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