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1. alexis_xoxox
   posted a quote
   August 24, 2011 3:12pm UTC
   welcome to the twenty- first century
   where being yourself isn't g o o d enough anymore.
   
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2. Mollymooandalishaloo4lyfe
   posted a quote
   August 24, 2011 8:22am UTC
   seeing a spider isnt a problem. it becomes a problem when it disappears..
   
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3. lovelasts21
   posted a quote
   August 24, 2011 1:28pm UTC
   fave if you remember where you were when
   You found out Michael Jackson died.
   Comment where you were
   
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4. Justscared
   posted a quote
   August 24, 2011 2:56pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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5. believe_
   posted a quote
   August 24, 2011 10:27am UTC
   I WONDER IFANYONE
   thinks of me when they » Can't falll asleep at night ♥ «
   
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6. jimmy4ever
   posted a quote
   August 24, 2011 8:52am UTC
   I really want
   to have a guyfriend who's gay♥
   
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7. Royalchik
   posted a quote
   August 24, 2011 8:47am UTC
   99% Of Guys Are Hot
   The Other 1% go to my school....
   
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8. Athenalena
   posted a quote
   August 24, 2011 11:59am UTC
   I'm a teenage girl
   My BFF Becky texted and says she kissed Johnny.
   that's a problem
   'Cause, I like Johnny
   Now, I'm emotionally compromised
   And Whoopsies!
   I'm all
   OMG!
   BECKY'S NOT EVEN HOT!
   
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9. KatieStokerxx
   posted a quote
   August 24, 2011 3:48pm UTC
   REAL EYES
   REALIZE
   REAL LIES.
   
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10. BiebeFeveGirl
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 9:06am UTC
    Revenge? Nah, I'm too lazy.
    I'll just sit here & watch karma
    F u c k . Y o u . U p .
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 699 points
11. MissCaitlin
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 3:53am UTC
    -------------------------
    Why is it that when;
    I post a status on facebook;
    I get no likes atall
    but then a popular/hot person;
    posts exactly the same one;
    and gets about 3000.
    {♥}
    -------------------------
    nmf.
    
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12. HabiiBa
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 8:20am UTC
    "Go make me a sandwich"
    I'll make you a coffin if you keep this sh*t up.
    
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13. xLizzIsAmazing
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 4:13pm UTC
    On facebook a girls status was
    Like this if you know a guy who needs a good kick in the face.
    over 100 likes
    ♥
    
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14. MusicIsLifexoxo
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 2:21pm UTC
    I`m making a complaint to McDonalds..
    I found a fry in my salt.
    
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15. cutiebear07
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 7:24am UTC
    I hate it when..
    Teachers say ''From all the talking, i assume everyone is done.''
    nmf
    
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16. paigiegurl
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 2:03am UTC
    Everyone's like
    " Oh i love my boyfriend"
    Im like
    "Yep.I love food"
    ♥
    
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17. born_this_way_
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 12:30am UTC
    The worst pain for a female is when
    she smiles, just to keep the tears from falling, and sleeps, just so she doesn't have to think about it.
    -
    
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18. lovejason
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 12:35am UTC
    HI, im a rubber duck.
    and i see your boyfriend naked
    jealous much?
    nmq
    
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19. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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20. liaaaana
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 11:46pm UTC
    typing “lol” when
    you’re as
    expressionless
    as
    Kristen Stewart.
    
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