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FierceCheer
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August 24, 2011 2:11am UTC

Teacher: Fold your paper in half.
Students: Hamburger or hot dog?

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Loserlikeme
posted a quote
August 24, 2011 12:31pm UTC

Yesterday,
I went to walmart with no make up, hair up, in my
pajamas. A 3 year old boy came up to me with a ring
pop. He told I was the most beautiful girl he had ever
seen and he asked me to marry him.
I said yes.

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dparsa
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August 23, 2011 11:39pm UTC

hobnocker
♥ if you know where this is from
nmf
.

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pinklemonadexx
posted a quote
August 24, 2011 12:17am UTC

I want a secret admirer.
One that would put cute little notes
in my locker everyday.
Just like in the movies ♥

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Babcock20
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 11:54pm UTC

I hate when
my foot itches and when I itch it, it tickles but when I don't it itches....

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summerlovebby13
posted a quote
August 24, 2011 11:28pm UTC

When I'm alone, I think too much.
When I think too much, I get depressed.
<|3

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EmilyForeverxo
posted a quote
August 24, 2011 11:29pm UTC

Teacher : Why are you chewing gum in my class?!
Me : Dude,chill,its gum not cocaine.

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lauxdoh97
posted a quote
August 24, 2011 11:29pm UTC

The truth is,
I miss laying in those arms of his ♥

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loveyualways
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 7:51pm UTC

Sometimes I wish i could fake my own death..
and watch my funeral
just to see who [[ truley]] gives a crap .
[[ about me ]]

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jonasbroos
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 7:52pm UTC

Well aren't
you in a fantastic
mood.

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xEmily13x
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 7:50pm UTC

My 2 guy friends
asked me to hang out with them and one of their other girl friends, who is one of the prettiest girls I've ever seen.
I said no, because I'm afraid if they see me next to her, they'll realize how much better they can do.

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