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  1. rubyp23 rubyp23
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    Hey I Just Met YouAnd You Look CrazyWhat's Your Makeup Brand Crayola Maybe :)

  2. rubyp23 rubyp23
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 2:36pm UTC
    "I had a dream about u..."
    "Really???" :))
    "Yeah, you died.."
    "Oh..."

  3. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 5:57pm UTC
    E v e r y b o d y t h i n k s a g i r l s
    d r e a m i s t o f i n d t h e p e r f e c t g u y.
    Ye a h r i g h t , o u r d r e a m i s t o
    E A T W I T H O U T G E T T I N G FAT.

  4. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 5:16pm UTC
    Format by XxprettxX
    Smiles & bracelets.
    Because we use pretty things
    To hide the hurt that is
    underneath.

  5. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 5:22pm UTC
    That awkward penguin run
    you do when you have your backpack on.

  6. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
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    December 23, 2011 5:07pm UTC
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  7. roseisamazing5 roseisamazing5
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 5:39pm UTC
    santa saw your facebook,
    & this year, he's getting you clothes for christmas. ♥

  8. fuckyeahquotes fuckyeahquotes
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    July 6, 2010 4:29pm UTC
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  9. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  10. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 2:15pm UTC
    Knock knock;)
    Who's there?
    She dumped.
    She dumped who?
    She dumped you. Peace out douche

  11. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 4:56pm UTC
    hmmm...he looks suspicious...
    *locks car door*

  12. CandEProductions CandEProductions
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2010 8:52pm UTC
    Why is it that if a guy does football, then he is manly, but if he does cheerleading, then he is gay?
    Think about it...
    Guys who play football run around in tights trying to jump on top of each other.
    However, guys who do cheerleading get to practice in sweats, while they hold girls up in the air and get to look up their skirts.
    Now, which sounds more gay?

  13. xoxlilsab9xox xoxlilsab9xox
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    June 28, 2010 12:10am UTC
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  15. alyssa51998 alyssa51998
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 7:05pm UTC
    heard our old song today ... reminded me of you
    i stood by some dog sh*t today ....reminded me of you
    nmq/nmf

  16. WheelerLover2011 WheelerLover2011
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    November 27, 2011 7:41pm UTC
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  17. sarikapokerface sarikapokerface
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    November 28, 2011 3:15pm UTC
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  18. lexibabyyx3 lexibabyyx3
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 5:15pm UTC
    I hate it when teachers repeatedly ask questions, and after 6-7, they say
    "It's always the same 3 people raising their hands"
    then start calling on random people.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  19. kyky123 kyky123 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 9:38pm UTC
    I'm Sexy
    And I Know It.
    ;)
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