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sarikapokerface

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Member Since: 18 Oct 2011 11:42am

Last Seen: 30 Dec 2012 06:37pm

user id: 228462

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HEY MAURA ONEILL.. you stalkerr, lol jkk luvvyou:))
  1. sarikapokerface sarikapokerface
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 8:33am UTC
    Do not disturb signs
    make me disturbed...

  2. sarikapokerface sarikapokerface
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 1:05pm UTC
    Flat Stomach Tip:
    DONT CHEW GUM, it traps air in your stomache!!!

  3. sarikapokerface sarikapokerface
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 5:58pm UTC
    If you're too cool for school
    then practice saying "would you like fries with that?"

  4. sarikapokerface sarikapokerface
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 10:51pm UTC
    Didaskaleinophobia
    Is the fear of going to school.

  5. sarikapokerface sarikapokerface
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    OMG!! RAVEN SYMONE IS LESBIAN?!?!

  6. sarikapokerface sarikapokerface
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    Anti-Jokes#7
    What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor?
    wheres my tractor?

  7. sarikapokerface sarikapokerface
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    Anti-Jokes#6
    What do you call a 3-foot scottish man who runs around named max?
    max.

  8. sarikapokerface sarikapokerface
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    Anti-Jokes#5
    How do you make a baby cry?
    you throw a brick at its face.

  9. sarikapokerface sarikapokerface
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    Anti-Jokes#4
    What is worser than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

  10. sarikapokerface sarikapokerface
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    Anti-Jokes#3
    Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

  11. sarikapokerface sarikapokerface
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    Anti-Jokes#2
    How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

  12. sarikapokerface sarikapokerface
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 2:46pm UTC
    Anti-Jokes
    Why was 6 afraid of 7?
    because 7 was a child molester.

  13. sarikapokerface sarikapokerface
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    What you should do right now ...
    follow me on tumblr:)) bc i follow back!
    http://sarikapokerface.tumblr.com/
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    format by ponypigtialgirlformat by ponypig___ __ _format by ponypigtialgirl

  14. sarikapokerface sarikapokerface
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 8:47am UTC
    Need More Followers on Tumblr!!
    http://sarikapokerface.tumblr.com/
    follow me I follow back:)

  15. sarikapokerface sarikapokerface
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    It's funny how
    one black line under your eye can boost a girl's confidence so much.
    <3

  16. sarikapokerface sarikapokerface
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    To decode this you need to first FAV this...
    Then press F13.
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  17. sarikapokerface sarikapokerface
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    Find the boy!(:
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    Just kidding, there is none.
    chill it's a joke.

  18. sarikapokerface sarikapokerface
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 10:03am UTC
    Boy Problems
    Getting friend zoned so hard that she asks you to marry her on facebook:/

  19. sarikapokerface sarikapokerface
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 12:46pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  20. sarikapokerface sarikapokerface
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 5:28pm UTC
    So apparently...
    anything that has a parody song related to the Hunger Games becomes a top quote...
    Wake up in the morning feeling like Capitol goods
    Put my hunting boots on, Im gonna hit the woods.
    Before I leave, pull my hair, into one long braid
    Cause when I leave in the morning, I am coming back paid.

:)

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