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  1. VivaciousNess VivaciousNess
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    Ginger Jesus
    a.k.a Ed Sheeran

  2. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    My father tried to set my mother on fire, leaving her with a very deformed face.
    Every day, i anonomysly write her a letter to her, saying how i think shes the prettiest women i have ever seen, and put it in the mail box. she cries when she reads them. she doesnt know its me yet.

  3. WhisperInTheDark WhisperInTheDark
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 1:33am UTC
    I know you don't care, but,
    My Daddy comes home from Iraq tomorrow!♥

  4. beautifulgirl20 beautifulgirl20
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    Did you know that...
    Jenette McCurdy just turned 20?!?!?!?

  5. muhnamesbatmann muhnamesbatmann
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 11:21pm UTC
    The blood dripped down the little girl's legs
    as she screamed and pleaded the man to stop.
    He didn't lisen.
    He raised from her limp body as he heard
    a noise from behind him, it was her father.
    No one said a word as he pulled the trigger.
    Her father is pending jail.
    I am one of many in the streets
    screaming for him to be set free.
    He may have killed another human
    being, but he saved his daughter's life.
    Are you with me?
    True story. Spreading awareness.

  6. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 3:49pm UTC
    My mind is like Hollister.
    A dark place but filled with hot boys.~

  7. Megoz7 Megoz7
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
    when someone skinnier than you says 'I'm so fat.' and you just stand there like ummm......

  8. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 1:09pm UTC
    Five years ago
    i stared to cut myself but then i met one direction, harry saw my scars and cuts and hugged me, he whispered into my hear "don't ever do that to yourself again , you hear me? things get better, you're too beautiful to hurt any part of your body" i cried in his arms slightly and held my hand and comforted me, then he asked for my twitter and he followed me i get DM's from him most days asking how i get on and if i need him, and when i've needed him he's always been there
    - A Directioner
    (OneDirection)

  9. blairisepic blairisepic
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    here's to the Directioners
    who loved Niall before he wore tank tops and worked out.
    Niall, you are perfect just the way you are.♥

  10. kylaz323 kylaz323
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    When my mom had cancer,
    did I go on witty,
    and make quotes about her
    asking for faves?
    NO.
    I went out and
    Spent time with her

    format by julietechoecho


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 4:00pm UTC
    Me: Santa isn't real.
    Little sister: Well neither is your relationship with One Direction.
    Guess who cried more?

  13. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 2:18pm UTC
    Silent classroom with 100+ students taking a test
    My stomach: I will now demonstrate the sound of a dying humpback whale.

  14. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 11:49pm UTC
    Today is my daddy's 57th birthday.
    On his 56th birthday he found out he had cancer.
    For the past year he's been going in and out of radiation and surgeries.
    Last week we found out he was cancer free.
    So. I'd like to give a shout out to my father for making it this far.
    He's my life line & my main supporter in this world.
    So dad, if you ever found my witty.
    This might make up for all the other stuff I posted.
    I love youu . <3.

  15. gracegreene gracegreene
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 5:48pm UTC
    If I'm
    LOUDER
    would you
    see me?

  16. ImWillingToxx ImWillingToxx
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 4:05pm UTC
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    1) Press the 'Fave'' button
    2) Highlight The Numbers
    3) Press Ctrl and f
    4) Press 99 and see what happens :D
    nmq


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. rachelinaballerina98 rachelinaballerina98
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    Today;
    (please read, long but worth reading)
    Today, I saw an old man sitting by himself in the movies... my friend and i just kept staring because he was hooked up to a breathing tool but he was smiling and laughing at the movie the smurfs... when he finnally relized we were staring at him he turned to us and said,"It's okay to stare, i know you don't see this everyday. You see when i had children a long time ago this was there favorite show, i used to watch it with them every saturday morning. it was great. Untill one day my beautiful wife Celia and my three children got into a car accident and died. i never got to say good-bye. so, when i heard of this movie from my niece, i needed to see it. You see i may be an old dinosaur but i still have a huge heart."... please favorite for that old man with a heart of gold.♥

  19. jimboslice3 jimboslice3
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    Does anyone else wonder what would happen if a famous person came into your classroom just for you?

  20. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 8:53am UTC
    If I had a dollar for every hour I've spent talking to my pets, I'd probably be able to afford the therapy I clearly need.

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