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2. x0x_jay_x0x
   posted a quote
   March 3, 2013 8:30pm UTC
   You aren't a "Dad" you're a donor.
   Don't get it confused,
   any guy can make a baby,
   it takes a special guy to raise one
   
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3. AnaCastro196
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   March 3, 2013 6:44pm UTC
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4. sarahmarlowXxx
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   March 3, 2013 6:08pm UTC
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   Here's to the girls who...
   - put everyone else before themself
   - cry themself to sleep, but still paint on a smile the next morning
   - get treated like sh//t but still think they don't deserve better
   - always feel tired, not the sleepy tired, but drained
   - over think things
   - plan things in their head at night they know will never happen
   - want to be someone else.
   you are not alone...
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5. EdsDarling
   posted a quote
   March 2, 2013 11:25pm UTC
   Plot Twist: When your about to open a banana, there's a
   hot dog inside.
   
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6. julia*
   posted a quote
   March 2, 2013 10:37pm UTC
   You can go the distance,
   you can run the mile,
   you can walk straight
   through hell with a smile.
   
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7. Hale_Storm18
   posted a quote
   March 3, 2013 11:42am UTC
   Me: I'm so ugly. Ohmygosh I have no talents or friends. I hate myself, I'm gonna die in a cardboard box one day.
   Me: Back the f//ck up, b//tch. I'm the queen, roll out the red carpet for me. I'm the best person ever. Later, peasants.
   
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8. yourcool
   posted a quote
   March 3, 2013 4:32pm UTC
   girl pockets: can fit a piece of lint. if you're lucky, two pieces of lint.
   guy's pockets: can fit car keys, a notepad, a calculator, the neighbors dog, an apartment complex, the entire state of hawaii, and half of jupiter.
   
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9. roseth0rn
   posted a quote
   March 3, 2013 10:02am UTC
   A girl's laugh
   is much more cheerful's then a boys.
   But a boy's cry
   Has more meaning then a girls.
   
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10. ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    An arrow
    can be shot only by pulling it backward.
    So when life is dragging you back with difficulties,
    it means that it’s going to launch you into something great.
    
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11. 
    posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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12. Alexx_
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 11:48pm UTC
    Omegle
    is a
    SCARY
    website.
    
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13. SarahsCloudySkies
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    Admit it,
    you get a little bit disappointed when you find out your favorite hot actor has a girlfriend.
    
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14. tiedtogetherwithasmile03
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 11:07pm UTC
    Size 6 is considered plus size now,
    alright society...
    
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15. ImNeverGivingUp
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    Here's to the people that read the ugly quotes too.
    
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16. xxLonelyLoverxx
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    Admit it,
    you've googled yourself before.
    
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17. Larii
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 12:48am UTC
    99% of the people cry when they
    see their
    Mom crying.
    
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18. L0VEPiNK
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 10:37pm UTC
    Does anyone else
    look in the mirror after 1 day of exercise and trick yourself into believing that you’ve actually already lost weight
    or is that just me?
    nmf/nmq
    
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19. D0ri20
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    some girl's parents sued the nutella company because it was
    making thier daughter fat, like are you kidding me?
    
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20. JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 10:08am UTC
    W h o is t h i s "f e a t." a n d w h y i s h e i n
    s o m a n y s o n g s
    nmq!
    
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