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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 12:22am UTC

Witty needs help.
i'm not sure how many of you remember how this website was before mid-2012, but there were so many more people on here. the top quotes of the day could have up to 6,000 faves, and they were great quotes. now they barely get 150.
i love Witty, i really do. and i think part of the problem is that most/all of the things people post are from tumblr.
tumblr is great. i have a tumblr (as do the majority of people on Witty) and i love it just as much as witty, but they. are. different. websites. people are feeling like all they see on Witty is text posts they've already seen on tumblr.
i can't make any of you do anything, so feel free to ignore this advice and continue doing what you do, but Witty is swiftly going down the drain.
but if you see a text post you like on tumblr, like or reblog it on tumblr, but don't post it on Witty.
if you see a quote that you know is from tumblr, maybe favourite a different - original - quote instead.
try posting quotes that are not from tumblr. funny stuff that happened to you, something a friend said, a quote from a book or a movie or a celebrity or a song. make a goal of posting one non-tumblr quote a day.
and also fOR CRYING OUT LOUD DON'T BULLY PEOPLE BECAUSE THAT'S THE OTHER REASON PEOPLE ARE LEAVING THIS WEBSITE. I KNOW IT'S NOT ALL OF YOU BUT IF YOU ARE USING WITTY TO BULLY PEOPLE THEN YOU ARE AN INCONSIDERATE OBSOLETE FRUITLOOP BECAUSE THIS IS MEANT TO BE A PLACE THAT MAKES PEOPLE FEEL S A F E
*MICDROP*

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 5:09pm UTC

maybe the reason as to why i'm single is
because i've never gone to a new years eve party at a ski resort and sung karaoke with a complete stranger.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 1:40pm UTC

If the whole world
was blind, how may people would you impress?

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 6:18pm UTC

Whenever I like a singer or a band before they get popular
I always take a little credit for their success because I was an original fan.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 5:34pm UTC

We should all just take a moment
to be thankful that the Internet has 0 calories.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 4:30pm UTC

Do you ever get that strange feeling
After finishing a really good book?
Right after you finish there is an empty feeling inside your heart.
You want the story to become reality.
You feel a weird sadness as everything relates back to that book.
It makes you want to create changes in your life and become what you always wanted.
The fact that the story is over bogs your mind,
But you don't think you can ever get through reading it again.
The real world comes back, and you wish you could just trade places with the main character.
You got to know the characters so well that it is almost like losing a close friend.
You feel like crying because of your own life, but also rejoicing because you found a new one in that book.
The end of a good book is like closing the door to a world that you will never be able to visit again.
It's probably one of the best and worst feelings in the world.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 5:09pm UTC

Unless you physically see me
opening a tampon, don't just assume that because I'm angry, I'm on my period because that's just annoying and tonight when you're sleeping, I will "just assume" you are dead and bury you in the backyard.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 2:31pm UTC

It’s kind of like,
the difference between putting your hand on your own,
and him putting his hand on yours.
When you touch your hand, you don’t feel it,
nothing happens, it’s just there.
But when he has his hand there,
you feel everything.
Every move of his palm,
every squeeze of his hand,
and every brush of his finger.
And you feel it right down to your toes and up to your neck.
Everything in your body tingles,
but it’s the most wonderful thing ever.
Every move he makes,
he makes a difference.

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dolph*
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 9:48am UTC

If you're my boyfriend you're not allowed to:
• Have candles on your birthday cake
wtf are you wishing for all your wishes came true when you met me
• Kiss another female besides me
You wanna say goodbye to grandma? You better chest bump her and call it a day, boy
• Speak to other females
idc if you're lost and need directions you better get on your knees & ask Jesus to guide you or somethin
• Own a GPS/SatNav
what' you tryna' do? Navigate your way out of this relationship?
• Buy glasses or contact lenses
why do you need your vision to improve? You seeing someone else?
• Sneeze in public
girls'll be like "bless you" wtf girl you're already blessed you have ME
• Eat Jalapenos/Chillies
they're hotter than me
• Buy lightbulbs
i'm the only person that can light up your world. THE ONLY ONE
• Listen to another girl's relationship problems
a shoulder to cry on becomes a d/ck to ride on
• Watch animal planet
you might see your ex
• Wear shoes with laces on
you might trip and fall in love with someone better than me, better wear them sketcher slips ons
• Be good at maths
find ya "X" and you gonna wonder "Y" you're single again
• Drink milk
Whatchu need the strength for? Tryna get the strength to leave me?! No not today
• Spray Lynx in public
next thing you know hoes gonna be poppin' out beggin' for his d/ck.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 5:14pm UTC

you never really know someone
until you have a conversation with them at 3 am.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 1:36pm UTC

seeing
cute and put-together 12 and 13 year olds
gets me so angry
they’re supposed to be awkward
with bad haircuts
they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 12:41pm UTC

PHINEAS AND FERB ON WITTYPROFILES
Phineas: Hey candice, what are you doing
Candice: I'm posting quotes on a website called wittyprofiles where
people favourite your quotes and the quote having more faves than
any other quotes becomes top quote.
Ferb: *blinks eyes*
Phineas: *blinks eyes*
Phineas:ok
In the backyard
Phineas: ferb, i know what we are going to do today
Isabella: hey feneas, whatcha doin ?
Phineas:we are going to make a wittyprofiles account and posts
quote
Isabella: OK, i'll tell you some quotes to post.
Major: angent P. Doofenshmirtz is spending his all time on
computer. He is planning something evil. Go find out
Perry: *goes to doofenshmirtz home*
Stacey: hey candice, isn't that the picture of your brothers on
this account on wittyprofiles.
Candice: yeah, Its thier pic.
Candice: Phineas , ferb, Is the account Paf6324 is your account?
Phineas: yeah candice, this website is good. We posted 100 quotes
and 5000 followes in 1 hour.
Candice: *shocked* what? Thats not fair. Im on witty for 6 months
and got just 50 followers.
Phineas: well, dont be upset, you'll get more
Candice: Im gonna tell this to mom, you are so in trouble.
Random stranger: *comments on Phineas and ferb's account* hey you
guys look so young in profile pic. Aint you too young to have a
witty account?
Phineas: yes, we are
Stranger:ok then its always good to see kids joining witty
Background music: doofenshmirtz evil in corporated
*perry gets trapped in a cage*
Doofenshmirtz: oh hey perry the platipus come. I was waiting for
you. See this, this is delete-inator Ok im going to tell you my
evil plan. My brother is too famous on social networks and i am
not. So i decided to delete his account with this
delete-inator.
Candice: mom mom Phineas and ferb have a secret account on a
website. Come come, over there
Mom: ok candice,
*perry gets himself out of the cage and kicks doofenshmirtz*
*doofenshmirtz switches on delete-inator*
*perry kicks doofenshmirtz*
*doofenshmirtz hits delete-inator which cause change in the
direction of the rays coming from delete-inator*
*rays go to Phineas and ferb's computer and delete thier
account*
*delete-inator gets broken*
Doofenshmirtz: curse you perry the platipus.
Candice: mom mom come *mom comes and checks the computer*
Mom: candice, there is no any account with username Paf6324, but
isn't that you on this account candiceJ.
Candice: but but but *shocked*
Perry:grrr
Phineas: oh there you are perry

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 1:45pm UTC

it takes 30 seconds
to type a text message
that will make her smile
for hours.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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nopatience
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 9:01pm UTC

So I went to the store,
on Monday,
to buy... things.
Me: *stands awkwardly and miserably at the cash register where there is an insanely hot cashier who's like 18 and an old fat security guard standing nearby for god knows what reason*
Cashier: *starts checking out my tampons, tissues, toilet paper, and nose spray*
Security Guard: *starts cracking up*
Me: *awkward death glare that's not as menicing as I wanted it to be*
Cashier: *dying of laughter*
Security Guard: Well, you've got liquid comin' outta all your holes!
Cashier: *literally falls over from laughing so hard*
Me: *blushes*
Me: *secretly hiding laughter*
Me: *grabs a paper bag, rips 2 holes out, and puts it on my head*
Me: *walks away silently without taking any of the stuff I'd originally wanted to buy*
Me: *gets to the car*
Me: *dies*
Mom: where's all the stuff you needed?
Me: don't. ask. just. drive.
Mom: well sh*t I'll do it you p*ssy
Mom: *gets out of car*
~~~ 15 minutes later ~~~
Mom: *gets in car with a blush*
Me: it happened to you too?
Mom: shut the h*ll up.

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jetney
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 6:29pm UTC

Today in my room with my boyfriend:
Me: Hey, come here.
Boyfriend: *Comes over*
Boyfriend: *Lays his head on me*
Me: *Strokes his hair*
Me: I love you.
Boyfriend: Meow.

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.joyriding.*
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 6:54pm UTC

It's sad to think
that we [wittians] could walk straight past each other on the street and never know.
wait a minute, we're wittians, we never go outside.

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sammy*
posted a quote
December 25, 2012 9:08pm UTC

Mistletoe?
more like mistleNO.
hahahahaha i'm funny.
someone please date me.

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sammy*
posted a quote
November 25, 2012 5:01pm UTC

I CAn't do this anymoRE

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colleen98
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 4:53pm UTC

its crazyy...
today is no different than tomorrow,
today was no different than yesterday.
this just repeates and repeates each day..
but then you look back and realize-
everything has changed
sad isnt it?

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