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writtenrain*
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 9:31pm UTC

You've never felt shame
until a witty famous person corrects your grammar in one of your quotes.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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miss_unique
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 11:36am UTC

♚
KEEP CALM
AND
LOVE
JACE WAYLAND
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miss_unique
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 1:02pm UTC

Friend: "You should stop talking about the Hunger Games all the time."
Me: "I just can't afford to think like that."

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miss_unique
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 1:24pm UTC

“Neither heaven
Nor hell
Can keep me from you,
Melanie.”
-Jared Howe, the Host
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miss_unique
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 9:00pm UTC

"I am not Abnegation.
I am not Dauntless.
I am Divergent."
- Tris Prior, Divergent
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miss_unique
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 8:37am UTC

Divergent Fangirl Problem:
WHEN PEOPLE THINK YOU CAN'T
TYPE WHEN YOU TYPE
<4

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miss_unique
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 10:40pm UTC

Most Girls: I want a boyfriend who treats me right, is an athlete, is cute, is good with kids, has abs.
Me: I want all my favourite fictional characters to come to life
Me: *cough* Tobias *cough*

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 5:28pm UTC

When I die, I'm going to
invite everyone I ever knew to my funeral, and I'll make sure they play a remix of "Call Me Maybe", "Gangnam Style", and "Harlem Shake" and whoever sticks it out the longest is going to inherit everything I have.
Yes, I put the fun in funeral.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 5:16pm UTC

If websites were teenaged classmates:
Tumblr: The creative computer genius/blogger who everyone is jealous of. Most people copy her work.
Twitter and Facebook: Brother and sister, they are the drama king and queen of the school. They will tell anyone who will listen about whatever is going on in their lives. They are known for announcing their statuses at the top of their lungs. They are addicted to their iPhones.
Youtube: A movie making expert who is famous throughout the school. This tech-geek is well-liked and his movies have gone viral.
MySpace: The lonely girl who sits in the back of the class. She knows what it's like to be popular, but unfortunately, she has been long forgotten. No one really knows why she's even there anymore...
Witty: The group of mentally crazy teenage girls. They sit on top of desks in the back of the room in messed-up messy buns, and sweatpants eating jars of Nutella and watching cat videos on their phones and telling jokes before laughing like donkeys and falling off of desks. To escape the awkward moment, they joke slowly out the door (jogging for 27 seconds before becoming too tired) to be married to One Direction and Ed Sheeran. Sadly, they both decline their requests for marriage, and they socially awkward Wittians stumble away to the animal shelter to buy as many cats as they like before flying into the grocery store to buy more Nutella. They want to buy clothing too, however they walk away in shame after seeing the price tags on the items.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 5:53pm UTC

The last words I say before I die will most likely be
"sh.t", "f.uck", "damn", or "Hey! Look at me!"

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DanHowell
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 3:04pm UTC

When youre a kid,
they tell you its all "Grow up. Get a job. Get married. Get a house. Have a kid. And thats it." But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. Its so much darker. Its so much madder. And its so much better.
-The Doctor

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 11:08am UTC

idk about you but i'm feeling 22
pounds overweight

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Maicy Rasmus*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 1:49am UTC

*Does something bad*
Mom: Tells the entire family, tweets, posts on facebook, blogs, tells people in china.

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jariley*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 10:24am UTC

Monsters University is going to
set high standards for my college.

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ErinIsTheName*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 1:17pm UTC

So earlier I was pushing my little sister on the swings.
And I asked her if she was ready and she dramatically looks at the sky and intensely says, "I was born ready".

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 9:09pm UTC

Last summer I went to Iowa to visit family and me and my family drove
there. On the way there, we went through Canada. On the way back to the States, when we were going through American border patrol, the border patrol guy was like, "So where are you guys headed?" and my dad said Iowa and the border patrol dude just went, "What are you going to do in Iowa? Look at corn?" and I have never laughed harder in my life.

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 9:56am UTC

mum: Fay , your shoes are so dirty , don't wear them.
me: Mum , they are converse.Converse are like s.ex . The dirtier the better.
mum:
me:
mum:
me:
mum: No. Just , no.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 12:41pm UTC

PHINEAS AND FERB ON WITTYPROFILES
Phineas: Hey candice, what are you doing
Candice: I'm posting quotes on a website called wittyprofiles where
people favourite your quotes and the quote having more faves than
any other quotes becomes top quote.
Ferb: *blinks eyes*
Phineas: *blinks eyes*
Phineas:ok
In the backyard
Phineas: ferb, i know what we are going to do today
Isabella: hey feneas, whatcha doin ?
Phineas:we are going to make a wittyprofiles account and posts
quote
Isabella: OK, i'll tell you some quotes to post.
Major: angent P. Doofenshmirtz is spending his all time on
computer. He is planning something evil. Go find out
Perry: *goes to doofenshmirtz home*
Stacey: hey candice, isn't that the picture of your brothers on
this account on wittyprofiles.
Candice: yeah, Its thier pic.
Candice: Phineas , ferb, Is the account Paf6324 is your account?
Phineas: yeah candice, this website is good. We posted 100 quotes
and 5000 followes in 1 hour.
Candice: *shocked* what? Thats not fair. Im on witty for 6 months
and got just 50 followers.
Phineas: well, dont be upset, you'll get more
Candice: Im gonna tell this to mom, you are so in trouble.
Random stranger: *comments on Phineas and ferb's account* hey you
guys look so young in profile pic. Aint you too young to have a
witty account?
Phineas: yes, we are
Stranger:ok then its always good to see kids joining witty
Background music: doofenshmirtz evil in corporated
*perry gets trapped in a cage*
Doofenshmirtz: oh hey perry the platipus come. I was waiting for
you. See this, this is delete-inator Ok im going to tell you my
evil plan. My brother is too famous on social networks and i am
not. So i decided to delete his account with this
delete-inator.
Candice: mom mom Phineas and ferb have a secret account on a
website. Come come, over there
Mom: ok candice,
*perry gets himself out of the cage and kicks doofenshmirtz*
*doofenshmirtz switches on delete-inator*
*perry kicks doofenshmirtz*
*doofenshmirtz hits delete-inator which cause change in the
direction of the rays coming from delete-inator*
*rays go to Phineas and ferb's computer and delete thier
account*
*delete-inator gets broken*
Doofenshmirtz: curse you perry the platipus.
Candice: mom mom come *mom comes and checks the computer*
Mom: candice, there is no any account with username Paf6324, but
isn't that you on this account candiceJ.
Candice: but but but *shocked*
Perry:grrr
Phineas: oh there you are perry

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dolph*
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 1:44pm UTC

i saw a chameleon today so i guess it was a pretty sh/tty chameleon

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