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lovebeinghyper
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May 10, 2012 11:24am UTC

I need someone to be my witty best friend, someone I can text and have funny times and random conversations with. If you wanna be my friend go to my profile and leave a comment :D
Much love wittians

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courtneylol_*
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 9:37pm UTC

me: At least I have you.
cat:
me:
cat:
me:
cat:
me:
cat: Yeah right. *walks away*

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wittyme22
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February 8, 2012 4:47pm UTC

Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi,my name is Bob.I"m an alcoholic."?
-nmq

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OMGIMATACO
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January 20, 2012 7:53pm UTC

The American Government:
Casey Anthony:So it's kind of obvious I killed my child or knew about it and didn't give a crap lol.
court: Sounds good you're free to go.
OJ Simpson:. So after being found not guilty of killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. So that's kind of a slap in your face that I did it and you let me go.
court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.
Teenaers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I downlowd ,my music so that I can...
court:HOW DARE YOU BREATHE!

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rawrrrrx3
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 6:42pm UTC

Six years ago on this day
High School Musical came out. I feel freaking old...

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Elle1996
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 5:23pm UTC

I hate it when
people text me 'k'.
I'm rarely in the mood to talk about
potassium.
Fave if you get it :)

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katberndt1
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 5:40pm UTC

If i had JimmyNeutron's
brain, Phineas & Ferb's
summer, and Timmy
Turners Goldfish...my
LIFE WOULD BE
BETTER.

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caitocutie
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 5:23pm UTC

guys,
I'm really scared.
I have a stalker.
She knows about all my problems then tells the world about it. Then she tells the guys how I feel about them.
&I think she stole my diary because I can't seem to find it.
If you happen to find her, she's about 6 feet tall, has blonde hair and her name is Taylor Swift.

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livelaughlovepeace
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 4:24pm UTC

Lol, you think you can make fun of my friends and I won't get involved?
haha, reality check, that's not how I roll.
nmq/nmf

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tylerr
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 7:25pm UTC

if i have ever said anything to insult you,
please let me know.
i might wanna say it again.

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CodySimpsonFan123
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 6:14pm UTC

"Hey! Do you like water?"..."Yes"..."Great you already like 70% of me!

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whatagorgeousmess
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 6:49pm UTC

SCHOOL: In Class: 1+1=2 Homework: 1+2+1=4 Test: John buys 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.

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dance_life
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 9:09pm UTC

Have you ever considered that
Taylor Swift secretly has a witty and this is where she gets all of her song inspiration
♥

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nikkiparentrox
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 4:44pm UTC

The Best Thing Ever;
having a fire drill during your least favorite class ♥

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nikkiparentrox
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 4:08pm UTC

What the author wrote: The girl sat down in the black chair
What your english teacher thinks it meant: The author clearly is using symbolism here. The chair was black to show the girl is in a dark place, a place of desperation. She is sitting on the chair for support, since she is physically and mentally unstable.
What the author means:The girl sat down in the black chair
The gigtttttt
blathe girl sat

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nikkiparentrox
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 4:15pm UTC

I saw a baby wearing a bib
that said;
'Santa isn't real, but thats okay because I can't read ;]

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OMGIMATACO
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 3:34pm UTC

Playing a video game
and thinking if you lean side-to-side with the controller,
it will help you turn.

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annuleesemylady
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 3:44pm UTC

Shows I watched as a kid:
Kim Possible
Rugrats
The Amanda Show
Unfabulous
H2O
Zoey 101
The Berenstain Bears
Arthur
Cyberchase
The Big Comfy Couch
As Told By Ginger
The Wiggles
The Bear in the Big Blue House
LazyTown
Little Bear
Fave if you've watched one of these shows.
Annuleesemylady♥

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 20, 2012 5:14pm UTC

Admit it,
you've lied to get out of hanging out with someone.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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