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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  2. randi* randi*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 1:24pm UTC
    If you ever need to make an essay longer:
    CTRL + F and search for "."
    Change the font size of the periods from 12 to 14. They
    are the exact same size but it causes the paper to be
    significantly longer.
    you're welcome.

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    Most overused movie quote:
    Parent: You're throwing away your dream!
    Teenager: No mom/dad, I'm throwing away yours

  4. hallo1234 hallo1234
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 11:22am UTC
    Don't get this wrong but...
    I hope Witty never becomes a famous website
    I'd rather have it to stay as unknown as possible

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 7:55pm UTC
    I'M PERFECTLY FINE
    w i t h h a v i n g o t h e r p e o p l e s i t o n m y l a p
    b u t i c a n ’ t s i t o n o t h e r p e o p l e ’ s l a p s
    b e c a u s e i ’ m a l w a y s p a r a n o i d t h a t
    i ’ d c r u s h t h e m a n d t h e y ’ d d i E
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    one time my brother got in trouble for breaking
    some stuff in the house and so since my mom
    needed some new and creative methods of
    punishment she made him sit down and read the
    facebook
    terms & conditions
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  7. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 2:42pm UTC
    When I'm Packing
    Me: Let's see I need 10 pants cuz you never know how cold it'll get or if I spill something
    Me: And 12 shirts, cuz i need a wide variety cuz what if i go to something fancy?
    Me: and 14 tanks tops. I always wear tank tops.
    Me: Well I need all of my bras, I can't just wear the same one everyday..
    Me: And 300 pairs of underwear, what if i get my period?!?!
    Me: Oh and 50 socks. You can never have too many socks, and what if my feet get cold?
    Me: And 20 pairs of shoes. You never know where you're going.
    Me: and here's my toothbrush, toothpaste, contacts, makeup, hair stuff, and purse.
    Me: Yep I'm ready.
    Me: WAIT I NEED MY CAT
    Me: AND MY COMPUTER
    Me: AND MY HOUSE
    Me: AND RUSSIA
    Me: AND THAT EXPIRED COUPON TO RALPH'S.

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 6:38pm UTC
    some of you are actually really attractive.
    like wtf are you doing on the internet bro?

  9. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    when you get to that part of a
    book where the title suddenly just
    makes sense
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  10. randi* randi*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 8:54pm UTC
    Mirror mirror, on my wall,
    I want to be pretty, thin, and tall.
    Mirror mirror, if I change my hair,
    Maybe then someone will start to care?
    Mirror mirror, if I starve myself,
    At least I'll be beautiful. Forget my health.
    Mirror mirror, if I cut my wrist,
    Will I finally feel like I exist?
    Mirror mirror, if I had colored contacts for my eyes,
    Could it catch the attention of that one guy?
    Mirror mirror, is it such a sin,
    T o w a n t s o b a d l y t o f i t i n ?
    Mirror mirror, tell me what is perfection,
    Because it sure as hell isn't my reflection.
    Mirror mirror, I've heard that confidence is the key,
    But how can I be confident when I have nothing others want to see?
    Mirror mirror, you make me want to curl up and fade away,
    Fade away to n e v e r s e e the light of day.
    Mirror mirror, don't you see?
    What you show is ruining me.

  11. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 8:54pm UTC
    THAT DREADED PHONE CALL
    that starts with "are you sitting down?"

  12. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 5:51am UTC
    Plot Twist: the nerdy guy at the back of your science class has a six pack.

  13. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 9:29pm UTC
    THERE'S THAT 1 SONG
    that you really love but
    you don't really
    understand the lyrics,
    but the song still gets you
    hooked, because it's so catchy.
    ♡♡♡♡

  14. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 9:07pm UTC
    At Districts Conference in Green Bay
    *Me just chilling by myself with 1D Shirt and beanie*
    *3 Random blonde girl came up to me*
    Girl 1: You're a Mandime
    Girl 2: You're a Mandime
    Girl 3: You're a Mandime
    *gave me 3 dimes and walk away*
    Me: What's a Mandime?
    *Looking it up on Urban Dictionary*
    Me: Mandime is "a really hot guy that looks good
    no matter what he wears or does; A perfect 10.
    It is the male equivalent of a 'dime piece."
    Me: o.O
    Me: But im just a socially awkward potato? o.O
    True Story

  15. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 10:26pm UTC
    Rapunzel: So, I have made the decision to trust you.
    Flynn Rider: A horrible decision really.
    Flynn Rider. The closest character to a realistic male, Disney ever created.

  16. cheriish cheriish
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    Parallel Universe: I hope there's a giant dog with a tiny woman in her purse.

  17. readmystories_ readmystories_
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 8:44pm UTC
    Falling Apart
    Chapter 6
    We opened the door and went into the living room. We started to kiss and do other things. I was sure I was in love with Josh, but then again I am only 17 years old... I think Josh loved me too. We've been dating for 5 months now and he is the nicest, sweetest, man I know. Also he's great at a lot of other things... My train of thought went off when Josh started to take my shirt off, and his.
    3 hours Later
    I find myself wrapped up in Josh's arms. His arm's make me feel loved and safe. "Babe, I love you." he said. "I love you, too." I said as he pulled me in for another kiss. His lips were so soft... It was when my stomach started to grumble that we broke our kiss. "I think it's time for some food." He said laughing. "I agree!" I giggled. I made some pasta for us. By then it was 7:30. "we should probably get ready for the party..." I said. "Yeah, you should get ready, I'll be back in a few minutes." He said as he gave me a long kiss. I changed into a pair of skinny jeans, a pretty peasent shirt, and some sandals. I washed my makeup off to redo it. First I put a light pink eye shadow, some black eye liner, mascara, and some lip gloss for a pop of color. I then through my hair into a side braid quickly so it was out of my face. Then I added some pearl earrings, and a owl pendant. When I was spraying some more of my taylor swift perfume Josh walked through the door. I grabbed my brown, leather jacket because it got cold at night, and my purse. "Babe! You ready?" Josh yelled. "Coming!" I said as I walked down the stairs. Josh gave me a hug. "You smell good." I said as he let me go. I kissed him. Then he grabbed my hand and lead the way to the car.
    _______________________________________________________________________________
    This is the 6th chapter. Please leave feedback and if you enjoy this please like it. Also please tell me if you're reading! Maybe add a comment or favorite it.
    ________________________________________________________________________________
    You may have saw this on a different website. If you have this is mine. I am writting it on a different website also. If you have any questions about that please leave a comment, I don't want to tell you what website though, because it is personal.

  18. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2013 9:25pm UTC
    My Life's Final Moment <3
    *Chapter 4*
    After a long night of great sleep and awesome dreams, I woke up finding a note taped to my bedroom door. It read, "Hi Carter. Me and your father will be out for a few days. We went on a business trip. We left 500 bucks hiding in your makeup drawer and we gave Mack 100 bucks because we do not trust him as much. We gave Taylor 50 bucks and she has it already because she was up when we left. You and Mack are in charge of everything. If you want to have some fun while we are gon, go for it! All we want is to make sure the house sin't burned down once we get home. Be good. Love, Mom." I went and told Mack that I had plans for today. I went to get ready. I put some jean capris on with a t-shirt that said 'Love is You + Me Only <3.' I put on some light makeup and got ready to call my new boyfriend when I got a text. it was him asking, "Hey babe, wanna hang out today?" and I replied, "Haha. Was just about to call you and ask same thing! Yes, I wanna hang out :)" and I put my phone down and went to go eat. I did not know what to eat so I ordered a pizza. "Hey Tay and Mack! What type of pizza you want?" I asked before I ordered. "Meat Lovers!" they both cried happily. I ordered the pizza and realized I left my phone upstairs. I used the house phone to order the pizza by the way if you are confused. I ran for my phone and right in time. He said, "I will get you in about an hour, Ok? (:" and i replied softly on my phones keyboard, "Okay. Love you babe!" and I sent it. Things ran through my mind like, "Why did you do that?! He is totally going to dump you!" and etc. I got worried and then my phone buzzed. I closed my eyes and opened the text. Slowly my eyes opened and I was shocked, upset. It was stinking Mack texting me saying, "When's the pizza going to be here?" and I shouted down the stairs, "I don't know listen to the door!!" and went back in my room. My phone buzzed again. It was actually him this time. I opened it worried and it said, "I love you too, my beautiful angel <3. Be there in a while." My heart raced until it crossed the finish line.
    When the pizza got here, my boyfriend did too. I grabbed a slice and he grabbed one too. Then we got in his car and drove off. We went to a party. It was pretty cool. Not very awesome. Kind of boring. I told him it wasn't all that great and he wanted me to have a great day, considering my birthday was coming around the corner soon. So, he took me to the swimming pool. I told him I didn't have my bathing suit and he pulled my favorite one out of his trunk. "How did you know where it was?" I asked suprised at him with a smile. "Oh, nothing but your little sister got it for me. I want this day to be special. I also planned to go to a bad party, but I didn't expect to get the truth out of you." he said with his cute smile. He handed me my bathingsuit, paid for us to get in, and we went in the separate changing rooms.
    Author's Notes:
    I like this chapter quite a bit. I hope you guys like it. I also have a friend who is going to start making stories. You should follow her. Her name is TheBestStoriesByMe_ and check out her first quotes. Thanks! I am also feelin' like nobody cares about the story because I barely get any likes or anything. Oh well.

  19. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 9:31am UTC
    8 hours sleep:
    me: okay...
    just under
    8 hours sleep:
    me: even worse...
    3 hours sleep:
    me: OUT OF MY WAY EVERYBODY
    I'VE GOT PLACES TO BE AND PEOPLE TO SEE
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  20. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 9:45am UTC
    do you
    understand
    banks
    like why do they attach
    chains to their pens. if i'm trusting
    you with my money, you should
    trust me with your pen.

    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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