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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. The Chosen One* The Chosen One*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 6:24pm UTC
    && when I was young
    I used to think "Love" was
    Walks on the beach holding hands and kisses in the moonlight
    But now I grew up
    && I realised..that's not love at all.

    credit
    itsemily

  3. pinapplesealover3 pinapplesealover3
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    i wonder
    IF HE KNOWS THAT,
    HE'S ALL I THINK
    about at
    night.

  4. pinapplesealover3 pinapplesealover3
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 5:14pm UTC
    I told him, "I don't want you to wake up
    one morning & forget about me."
    "I don't want that either," he told me.
    Well guess what?
    he did.

  5. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 8:39am UTC
    I think old fashioned is cute.
    I think kisses on the cheek & forehead, actual dinner dates and asking
    someone out in person is a lot more romantic. I don't think the guy
    should always make the first move, but I feel as if it's cuter if the
    guy asks out the girl rather than the other way round because it's
    been like that for so long. I liked it when the guy actually valued
    their girlfriend and called her 'sweetheart' instead of 'babe'.

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    when i die, someone make sure that
    when i'm being dropped into the ground, the song "drop it like it's hot" is playing.

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 7:12pm UTC
    kim kardashian wants to name her child Easton.
    EASTon.
    please remember this childs father will be kanye WEST
    don't you get it.
    EASTON WEST.
    EAST AND WEST.
    WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE ALLOWED TO HAVE CHILDREN.

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 7:34pm UTC
    99.9% of my sentences start with
    - oh my god
    - yeah
    - no
    - basically
    - wait
    - so yeah
    - like
    - you know
    - oh
    - uhm
    - what
    - well
    - but
    - dude
    - listen here you little sh/t

  9. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 12:20am UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1969
    When you get
    lipgloss all over the
    cigarette you're smoking.
    tumblr

  10. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 10:18pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1972
    Talkingggg likeee
    thisss(:
    tumblr

  11. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 10:00pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1993
    Using your
    straigtener as an iron.
    tumblr

  12. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 5:49pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2013
    Having to re-pierce
    your ears with your
    earring.
    tumblr

  13. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 10:34pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2021
    Not being able to
    find a belly ring to match
    your outfit.
    tumblr

  14. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 12:05am UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2029
    When a guy asks
    you for the condom.
    tumblr

  15. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 12:08am UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2030
    Trying on a ring or
    bracelet in a store and
    having a mini heart attack
    when you can't get
    it off at first.
    tumblr

  16. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 11:14pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2026
    When the doorbell
    rings and you hide so
    they don't see you.
    tumblr

  17. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 5:17pm UTC
    What One Direction sings in the shower:
    Liam: Sunshine, lollipops, rainbows everywhere!
    Zayn: I'm sexy and I know it!
    Harry: It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes!
    Louis: G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S, yeeeaaaaah!
    Niall: Ba da da da da, I'm lovin' it!!
    follow for a follow. <3

  18. Fecondo75 Fecondo75
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 10:16pm UTC
    Everything I like is either:
    Illegal
    Immortal
    Fattening
    Expensive
    or Impossible.

  19. emz17lover emz17lover
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 11:37am UTC
    Me and my mother on the topic of One Direction:
    Mom: you think these band members have good looks and fashion and music now, but in 20 years you'll look back at these photos and be like-
    Me: look children it's your father
    Mom: what
    Me: what
    tumblr

  20. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 11:08am UTC
    the sexual tension
    between two people when one of them says "make me"

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