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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 4:01pm UTC

You know
what makes me angry?
Sometimes I try really hard to look nice,
like I wake up and get motivated
and put on nice clothes and bracelets
and shoes and I feel good
And then, some girl wearing sweats and a messy bun
still look 40 times hotter than me.
I can't win.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 5:19pm UTC

i'm gonna take a picture of my firstborn
and use an age progression software to figure out what he'll look like when he's 18. then i'm going to frame the picture in our house so that he'll see it as he's growing up.when he eventually realizes that it's a picture of him, i'm going to try to convice him that he's a time traveler.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 2:59pm UTC

Grandma: So do you have a boyfriend yet?
Me: It's time for the jokes to stop.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 7:46pm UTC

do you ever become friends with someone
and then you get to know them and it's like, no wait, i don't like you. can we stop this friendship thing.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 3:35pm UTC

Have you ever
caught someone staring at you
and wondered what they’re thinking about
like if it’s something positive or negative,
if it’s a passing thought or a long internal string of things,
if they’re even thinking about you at all,
or you just happen to be in the line of sight
while their mind drifts off
about something completely unrelated.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 5:14pm UTC

in 7th grade i went to see a movie
with a boy and in the middle of it he was like "do you wanna kiss" and i was like "excuse me" and he pulled out a bag of hershey kisses out of his coat.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 3:09pm UTC

i hate it when i say i hate everyone
and then someone is just like "oh expect me of course lol"
ha ha no. especially you.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 3:14pm UTC

i'm so mad that toasters
aren't called tanning breads.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 3:50pm UTC

Can you imagine if Witty just decided to shut down and you see all these
confused teenagers coming out of their house and squinting at the sun?

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 4:35am UTC

how to break up with someone
you: your ex is attractive.
partner: which one?
you: me.
you: BYEEEE

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 3:11pm UTC

you're the jelly to my burger,
the knife to my soup,
the glitter to my sushi,
and the ketchup to my icecream.
my point is, you're worthless.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 3:09pm UTC

justin timberlake
is making a comeback and justin bieber is finally at his breaking point.
coincidence? no. there can only be one justin.
neither can live while the other survives.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 12:57pm UTC

Personally, I feel that Romeo and Juliet
could have handled the situation better.

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