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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 3:26pm UTC

Easy A
Marianne: Just make sure to use protection.
Olive: Why? Your parent's didn't?

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gigiroxx6900
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 4:29pm UTC

Heey
*Yes! He finally chatted me!* Heey!! (:
Oh wrong person
oh yeahh me too.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 1:31pm UTC

I'll never be able to tell you people what really is on my mind because you're all judgemental f*cks.
share
not my format :)

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kitkatpluradon
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 8:20pm UTC

Girl walking down hallway talking to her friend: So I was lookingup random music yesterday and I discovered this really awsome band called Falling in Reverse. I downloaded some of their songs.You should check them out! Me:My Friend: Me:My Friend:Me: My Freind:Me: *Stares at friend and begins to cry. Hugs friend* It's happening. It'sfinally happening. My Friend: *Tearing up* All these years in this town. Thinking everyonehad horrible taste in music. Hating everyone. Those years are over. It's finally happening!!!

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CantThink
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 8:39pm UTC

Plot Twist: Steve is a woman.

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ambear24
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 12:11am UTC

I don't know how Dexter's parents didn't know about Dexter's lab. Their electricity bill had to have been higher than Wiz Khalifa.
♥

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anonymous3
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 9:35am UTC

Who remembers?
Mermaid man and Barnicle boy, UNITE!!!!

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xxxtheicekillerxxx
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 7:49pm UTC

Don't fave a quote just because the creator of it has a p.nis

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never_forget
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 6:30pm UTC

Dad: Sooo, Do You Actually Have Friends?
Me: Why Yes. All 10 Seasons On DVD.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 1:06pm UTC

"Whether you come back by page or by the big screen,
Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home."
- J.K. Rowling

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mwittym
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 6:26pm UTC

Jenna Marbles
needs to get her own talk show on T.V.
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drummingxoxo
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 12:03pm UTC

All I ever wanted as a child was to
know what the f*ck London Tipton's dad looked like...

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xHello
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 1:29pm UTC

*Dobby Dies*
Now you're just some Dobby that I used to know.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 1:28pm UTC

*How to get everyone out in Simon Says*
Simon Says Jump...Simon never said to land!
♥

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Lorcan
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 10:26am UTC

girls: I WANT A BOY WHO WILL PUT ME BEFORE ALL OF HIS FRIENDS ♥♥♥♥♥
girls: but I'm always going to put my friends before him lolz xo
boys:
girls: o ya and my boy HAS to be perfect and he HAS to automatically know when I'm on my period so he can buy me tamponz and flowerrzz and chocolate LAWLZ and he HAS to watch The Notebook with me EVERY DAY and he HAS to buy me presents and he HAS to look just like Harry Styles and he HAS to text me back within 1.5 seconds and he HAS to hang out with me all day every day and he HAS to give me his jacket when i'm cold cuz i'm too stupid to bring my own jacket xoxoxoxoxoxoxo IS DAT 2 MUCH 2 ASK 4 :((((((((((((((((((((((((((
boys:
girls:
boys:
girls:
boys: i just want a girl..

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AustinH
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 1:45pm UTC

Interviewer: What do you have in common with Katniss?
Jennifer Lawrence: We look alike.

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queen*
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 9:40pm UTC

Dear boys,
It will take a lot more than a quote saying "You are beautiful" to convince us that we actually are beautiful
Sincerely, girls who are very insecure

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Kamily_96
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 9:39am UTC

2% of all skype calls begin with
-Hello, how are you?
-I'm fine thank you
98% of all skype calls begin with
-HELLO CAN YOU HEAR ME?!?
-WHAT I CANT HEAR YOU
-CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW
nmq

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ilovechu5
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 9:47pm UTC

WittyProfiles is..
One of those amazing ideas you have at midnight
Steve is a member since:
16 Jan 2004 >>12:00am>>

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adamthepanda
posted a quote
July 9, 2012 11:16am UTC

So...it was 3AM last night, and I found myself standing 100 feet above a river on the ledge of a bridge..........
Why I didn't jump I don't know
I guess I still have hope things will get better </3

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