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BubblyGirl22
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 9:26am UTC

Anyone
else think
Ryan
Lochte is
cute?!

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RonnieMiller
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 4:53pm UTC

Gabby Douglas is 16 and in the olympics
Not 16 and pregnant.

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Daizee
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 7:13am UTC

I feel like I don't follow enough people soo...
fave this and i will follow you !
I promise.
I know we are trying to get rid of quotes like these but I feel like i don't follow many people .
Formay by Sandrasaurus

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Chloeeee
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 9:10am UTC

If somebody shouts out 'YOLO' one more time
im gonna pull out my shotgun to their head and say 'Sadly'

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mightaswellsmile
posted a quote
May 26, 2012 12:12am UTC

YOLO backwards in OLOY
Only Losers Obey YOLO! (;

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LilWayne145
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 9:32pm UTC

what you said: im going out for a little bit, mom.
what she heard: im going in a car with a stranger and we're gonna deal
drugs and kill people im never coming back i hate you and your cooking
sucks

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ABeautifulDisasterx3
posted a quote
October 1, 2011 5:19pm UTC

‎(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
I FLIP YO' TABLE
┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
Sorry, that was uncalled for.
♥

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 1:15pm UTC

EMILY
ARIA
HANNA
SPENCER
ALISON

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 2:56pm UTC

How did Dexter's parents not find out about his secret lab?
The electric bill had to be huge!

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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AustinH
posted a quote
March 1, 2012 9:05pm UTC

want your notifications blown up?
greeeaat!
fave/comment this quote :)

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puppy
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 7:25pm UTC

what a strange illusion
it is to suppose beauty
is goodness ♥◊

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 8:19pm UTC

If you have a dirty mind, you'd agree with me when I say
Squidward's eyes & nose make a package.

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thtzme4u
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 3:39pm UTC

You jello?
Nah bro. I'm Nutella.
♥

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ShesInLove
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 10:45pm UTC

Forget about alarm systems.
i've seen home alone. i know what to do.
nmq-misser
.

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Meany23
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 9:17pm UTC

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She waited. She hoped. She was patient. She got sick of all the secrets. She waited for a change. She got left alone. Newsflash, douchbag. She's done.
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i_am_just_a_normal_girl
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 9:59pm UTC

Where your pen goes when you drop it:
2% Conviently right in front of you
5% A little reach, but only 10 feet away from you
93% Into another demension...never to be seen again...

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jenjen1615
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 4:59pm UTC

Can you believe after all that crap, their still together!?
wait, who?
My buttcheecks ;)
AHAHA that just made my day
my friend is so stupid but so funny

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MrsDanielTosh
posted a quote
February 27, 2012 9:34pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Keep your head up gorgeous,
they'd kill to see you fall

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Reader_Aubrey
posted a quote
February 28, 2012 3:14pm UTC

i dare you to fav this..
and if you do, i will go to your profile, fav of few of your quotes, follow you and post something in your comment box, just to make your day a litle bit brighter.
♥

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