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I've been a member of Witty since the dawn of time. I'm just trying to find out who I am and how I fit into this society. I took a break from Witty and now I'm back for good. I can eat double my body weight worth of subway cookies and I've never eaten anything from KFC. I think facial piercings and snapbacks on boys are unattractive. I travel a lot. I read too much, it's probaly not healthy. I spend my life on the interent and laugh at the term social butterfly.
Daizee XOXO

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  1. Daizee Daizee
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 1:41am UTC
    The Murderer's Journal
    "The man cowered in the shabby, little corner of the small, dark room even though The Figure had undone his shackle for his death. He was begging with the towering figure above him. 'Please don't kill me! What have I done to get here? I promise if you let me go, I wont report this!' But his pleas fell on deaf ears, he was no longer of use to The Figure. Just a waste of space. As the figure raised a jagged dagger he had carved from the bone of his first victim, he spoke for the first time in a deep, rumbling voice that sent tremors throughout the man's body. 'And those who read the book, were never found quite where you left them... In fact they were never found at all.' The man's shrieks pierced the air as the figure brought the dagger down into the man's body again and again. The Figure wiped his blood caked dagger and shut the door to the dingy room, leaving the now dead man to rot in neglect."
    Evelyn closed her eyes for a second, as if the story telling had made her exhausted. "Alright well that's enough scary stories for one night Timmy." She said as she strolled over and slid the book into the shelf.
    "Goodnight ma." Timmy murmered, his eyes drooping. Evelyn started walking out. "Mum?"
    She turned back, "Yes?"
    "I love you."
    "I love you too."
    Hi Lovey's. I thought I would try write a book and see how it turns out! As most books it starts out slow but it gets better I promise :*
    I'm not sure if this book is going to be popular but if you could let me know what you think that would be fab! I'll try & post every week unless it doesn't seem all that popular with the crowd, so yeahh :)
    Daizee xxx

  2. Daizee Daizee
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 6:07am UTC
    And sometimes I am just left wondering... whether you are also wondering about me?

  3. Daizee Daizee
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 11:03pm UTC
    Welcome to witty,
    Join a club! We have directioners and directionators,
    we have the nutella lovers and the nutella haters,
    we have the club for the 'little kids' and the club for the 'old'
    gay marriage haters and ones who are for it we behold,
    as I said welcome and may the odds be ever in your favour!
    Daizee;s quote, nmf

  4. Daizee Daizee
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 5:50am UTC
    Plot Twist: The 74th hunger games was a figment of Prim's imagination..

  5. Daizee Daizee
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 6:57am UTC
    Stop complaining
    about the new witty. It's your fault it's changed,
    it wouldn't have been changed if everyone hadn't
    been arguing about everything. Steve's worked hard
    to get witty back as a family and he's put alot of effort
    into the new witty, so maybe thank Steve for the witty
    instead of complaining.

  6. Daizee Daizee
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 4:56am UTC
    Does any one else remember...

  7. Daizee Daizee
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 5:51am UTC
    Memories #3
    When maths only involved adding, subtracting, multiplying and dividing
    Daizee’s format.

  8. Daizee Daizee
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 5:49am UTC
    Memories #2
    Drawing the sun in the corner of your page and then drawing the sky only an inch long.
    Daizee’s format.

  9. Daizee Daizee
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 4:31am UTC
    So last week
    I walked into the school's bathroom to check my hair and up on the mirror was a note saying 'Warning: Reflections in this mirror are distorted and improper because of society's so called 'beauty'. It made my day.
    This isn't word for word and it was so much better with the wording but I just wanted to say thanks to whoever did it.

  10. Daizee Daizee
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    Live life like it's reality

    my quote

  11. Daizee Daizee
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 7:11am UTC
    To all those beautiful people who faved my last quote.
    I am so sorry I never got the chance to follow all of you.
    My computer wouldn't show me all of the people but I managed to follow around 130+
    So if youare still willing to trust me
    Comment on this and not only will I follow you
    but i'll share your profile.

  12. Daizee Daizee
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 7:13am UTC
    I feel like I don't follow enough people soo...
    fave this and i will follow you !
    I promise.
    I know we are trying to get rid of quotes like these but I feel like i don't follow many people .
    Formay by Sandrasaurus

  13. Daizee Daizee
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 3:52am UTC
    What has happened?
    I searched up Witty Profiles on google and accidently clicked on Urban Dictionary and found this, what has happened? We used to be a family and now this is over different websites. This is crazy guys.
    1. Where self confidence goes to die.
    2. A website which would be really good, except for the people. The so-called 'witty profilers' or 'wittians' hate anyone born after 1996, because apparently (according to a 'witty girl') a 90's kid is between 1986-1996.
    3. A website, where people WILL judge you unless you're not popular. If you are, you'll have stupid suck-ups favouriting all of your quotes, following you and standing up for you. However, you will have a gang of haters who want your top-quote status.
    4. A website where, as soon as a boy joins and posts something like 'hi, i am a boy' he gets 599495673 faves. But a girl could join, post quotes WORTH reading, and get 1 fave.

  14. Daizee Daizee
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 7:08am UTC
    click to see this quote

  15. Daizee Daizee
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    Bridge to Teribithia
    Journey to the center of the Earth
    Hunger Games.
    Fave if you know what they all have in common.

  16. Daizee Daizee
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    Life asked death
    "Why do people love me and hate you?"
    Death replied
    "Because you are a beautiful lie and I am a painful truth"

  17. Daizee Daizee
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 6:36am UTC
    Me: Hey I just met you!
    Friend 1: And this is crazy!
    Friend 2: So here's my number!
    Teacher: Call me maybe?
    Quote- All mine! Format- Paperlung

  18. Daizee Daizee
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 7:00am UTC
    Memories #1
    Stepping in other peoples footprints at the beach
    Daizee’s format.

  19. Daizee Daizee
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 4:26am UTC
    if you believe in a parallel universe..
    -If you believe that no matter we will never be alone
    -If you believe no matter what you know that there is someone exactly the same as you, that goes through exactly the same pain as you.
    -If you believe you'll never be alone.
    ....If you believe there is someone who cares.

  20. Daizee Daizee
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 12:52am UTC
    Witty is my drug,
    the computer is my dealer,
    and my parents are the police.


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