I've been a member of Witty since the dawn of time. I'm just trying to find out who I am and how I fit into this society. I took a break from Witty and now I'm back for good. I can eat double my body weight worth of subway cookies and I've never eaten anything from KFC. I think facial piercings and snapbacks on boys are unattractive. I travel a lot. I read too much, it's probaly not healthy. I spend my life on the interent and laugh at the term social butterfly.
The Murderer's Journal Prologue "The man cowered in the shabby, little corner of the small, dark room even though The Figure had undone his shackle for his death. He was begging with the towering figure above him. 'Please don't kill me! What have I done to get here? I promise if you let me go, I wont report this!' But his pleas fell on deaf ears, he was no longer of use to The Figure. Just a waste of space. As the figure raised a jagged dagger he had carved from the bone of his first victim, he spoke for the first time in a deep, rumbling voice that sent tremors throughout the man's body. 'And those who read the book, were never found quite where you left them... In fact they were never found at all.' The man's shrieks pierced the air as the figure brought the dagger down into the man's body again and again. The Figure wiped his blood caked dagger and shut the door to the dingy room, leaving the now dead man to rot in neglect." Evelyn closed her eyes for a second, as if the story telling had made her exhausted. "Alright well that's enough scary stories for one night Timmy." She said as she strolled over and slid the book into the shelf. "Goodnight ma." Timmy murmered, his eyes drooping. Evelyn started walking out. "Mum?" She turned back, "Yes?" "I love you." "I love you too." Hi Lovey's. I thought I would try write a book and see how it turns out! As most books it starts out slow but it gets better I promise :* I'm not sure if this book is going to be popular but if you could let me know what you think that would be fab! I'll try & post every week unless it doesn't seem all that popular with the crowd, so yeahh :) Daizee xxx
Welcome to witty, Join a club! We have directioners and directionators, we have the nutella lovers and the nutella haters, we have the club for the 'little kids' and the club for the 'old' gay marriage haters and ones who are for it we behold, as I said welcome and may the odds be ever in your favour! Daizee;s quote, nmf
Stop complaining about the new witty. It's your fault it's changed, it wouldn't have been changed if everyone hadn't been arguing about everything. Steve's worked hard to get witty back as a family and he's put alot of effort into the new witty, so maybe thank Steve for the witty instead of complaining.
So last week I walked into the school's bathroom to check my hair and up on the mirror was a note saying 'Warning: Reflections in this mirror are distorted and improper because of society's so called 'beauty'. It made my day. This isn't word for word and it was so much better with the wording but I just wanted to say thanks to whoever did it. NMF
To all those beautiful people who faved my last quote. I am so sorry I never got the chance to follow all of you. My computer wouldn't show me all of the people but I managed to follow around 130+ So if youare still willing to trust me Comment on this and not only will I follow you but i'll share your profile. nmf
I feel like I don't follow enough people soo... fave this and i will follow you ! I promise. I know we are trying to get rid of quotes like these but I feel like i don't follow many people . Formay by Sandrasaurus
What has happened? I searched up Witty Profiles on google and accidently clicked on Urban Dictionary and found this, what has happened? We used to be a family and now this is over different websites. This is crazy guys. 1. Where self confidence goes to die. 2. A website which would be really good, except for the people. The so-called 'witty profilers' or 'wittians' hate anyone born after 1996, because apparently (according to a 'witty girl') a 90's kid is between 1986-1996. 3. A website, where people WILL judge you unless you're not popular. If you are, you'll have stupid suck-ups favouriting all of your quotes, following you and standing up for you. However, you will have a gang of haters who want your top-quote status. 4. A website where, as soon as a boy joins and posts something like 'hi, i am a boy' he gets 599495673 faves. But a girl could join, post quotes WORTH reading, and get 1 fave.
Fave... if you believe in a parallel universe.. -If you believe that no matter we will never be alone -If you believe no matter what you know that there is someone exactly the same as you, that goes through exactly the same pain as you. -If you believe you'll never be alone. ....If you believe there is someone who cares.