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puffthemagicdragon

1. puffthemagicdragon
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   November 26, 2009 11:58pm UTC
   When I hear a branch tap against my house,
   I think its him throwing rocks at my window...
   then i come back to reality :(
   
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2. puffthemagicdragon
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   March 7, 2009 8:21pm UTC
   One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part where Chicken Little warns the farmer. She read " ... and Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling!" The teacher then asked the class "And what do you think the farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said 'Holy sh*t a talking chicken!!' " The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
   
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3. puffthemagicdragon
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   March 7, 2009 8:05pm UTC
   A lady was six months pregnant with her third child, her three year old came into the room as she was preparing to get into the shower. The little girl said "Mommy, you are getting fat!" The lady replied, "Yes honey, remember mommy has a baby growing inside her tummy." "I know," she replied "but what's growing in your butt?"
   
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4. puffthemagicdragon
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   March 7, 2009 7:43pm UTC
   It was that time during Sunday morning service, for the children sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter dress?" The girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes, my mommy says it's a b*tch to iron."
   
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5. puffthemagicdragon
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   March 7, 2009 7:36pm UTC
   One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice. "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room." A long scielence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."
   
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6. puffthemagicdragon
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   March 7, 2009 2:24pm UTC
   A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake. The barber says to her " Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." She says "Yes, i know and im gonna get boobs, too."
   
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7. puffthemagicdragon
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   March 7, 2009 2:15pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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8. puffthemagicdragon
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   February 17, 2009 6:10pm UTC
   my friend is parinoid that sea monkeys are going to take over the world...
   rate [+] if i should be concerned =)
   
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9. puffthemagicdragon
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   February 16, 2009 9:23pm UTC
   who else hates the naked brother's band
   
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10. puffthemagicdragon
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    February 16, 2009 9:00pm UTC
    love me
    hate me
    or be
    my friend
    
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11. puffthemagicdragon
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    February 16, 2009 7:23pm UTC
    yeah? hell i dont like your pants.
    OHHH BURN!
    
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12. puffthemagicdragon
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    February 16, 2009 7:10pm UTC
    My life would SUCK without you!
    
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13. puffthemagicdragon
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    February 8, 2009 9:31pm UTC
    your the reason for the tear drops on ... what ever im looking down at right now :'(
    
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14. puffthemagicdragon
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    February 8, 2009 9:24pm UTC
    happy valentines day!
    or should i say
    happy low self esteem day.
    
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15. puffthemagicdragon
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    February 8, 2009 9:19pm UTC
    having a mental break down bbl ... maybe
    
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16. puffthemagicdragon
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    February 5, 2009 4:42pm UTC
    Forget About Love
    Forget about that guy
    Forget about the way you fell into
    his eyes
    Forget about his charms
    Forget about the way he held you
    in his arms
    Walking on air's obnoxious
    The thrills, the chills will make
    you nauseous
    and you'll never get enough
    Just forget about love...
    
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17. puffthemagicdragon
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    February 1, 2009 7:40pm UTC
    Sleeping Beauty fair
    Gold of sunshine in your hair
    Lips that shame the red, red rose
    Dreaming of true love in
    slumber, repose
    One day he will come
    Riding out of the dawn
    And you'll awaken to love's
    first kiss
    Till then, Sleeping Beauty
    sleep on
    
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18. puffthemagicdragon
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    February 1, 2009 7:33pm UTC
    If I Can't Love Her
    No pain could be deeper
    No life could be cheaper
    No point anymore if I can't
    love her
    No spirit could win me
    No hope left within me
    Hope I could have loved her and
    that she'd set me free
    But it's not to be
    If I can't love her
    Let the world be done with me
    - Beauty and the Beast: The Broadway Musical
    
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19. puffthemagicdragon
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    February 1, 2009 7:13pm UTC
    LOVE
    Love, it seems like only yesterday
    You were just a child at play
    Now you're all grown up inside of me
    Oh, how fast those moments flee
    Once we watched a lazy world go by
    Now the days seem to fly
    Life is brief, but when it's gone
    Love goes on and on
    Love will live
    Love will last
    Love
    Goes on and on and on
    Once we watched a lazy world go by
    Now the days seem to fly
    Life is brief, but when it's gone
    Love goes on and on
    -Robin Hood
    
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20. puffthemagicdragon
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    January 31, 2009 11:09pm UTC
    "It looks like its a terridactal out of a gay Jerassic Park."
    - Tim Gund
    
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