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It was that time during Sunday morning service, for the children sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter dress?" The girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on  microphone, "Yes, my mommy says it's a b*tch to iron."

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It was that time during Sunday morning service, for the children

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