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  1. puffthemagicdragon puffthemagicdragon
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2009 11:04pm UTC
    "I think my wife is baking cookies! Bake them cookies, Lucille!"
    -old guy (Meet The Robinsons)

  2. puffthemagicdragon puffthemagicdragon
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2009 10:59pm UTC
    W.W.J.D.?

  3. puffthemagicdragon puffthemagicdragon
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2009 10:48pm UTC
    FAMILY GUY QUOTES!!
    Peter: (talking to Brian) haha your the new Meg!
    Lois: your the new Meg!
    Chris: haha your the new Meg!
    Meg: haha your the new me!
    Peter: Shut Up, Meg.

  4. puffthemagicdragon puffthemagicdragon
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2009 10:43pm UTC
    FAMILY GUY QUOTES!!
    Peter: Brian! Theres a message in my alphabet soup! It says oooooooohhhh!
    Brian: Peter, those are cheerios.

  5. puffthemagicdragon puffthemagicdragon
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2009 10:30pm UTC
    "I used to think you had to be like everybody else to succeed. But I learned people will love you for you. The key is to be comfortable in your own skin. You have to love yourself."
    -JORDIN SPARKS

  6. puffthemagicdragon puffthemagicdragon
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2009 10:20pm UTC
    FAMILY GUY QUOTES!
    (talking about something good Brian did)
    Brian: Look Lois! (hands her the news paper)
    Lois: Oh thats great Brian! Peter, look.
    Peter: 200 die in train wreck. oh Lois that is MORBIDLY OBEASE!
    Lois: Peter...
    I LOVE FAMILY GUY!!

  7. puffthemagicdragon puffthemagicdragon
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2009 10:13pm UTC
    Swallowing Your Heart
    Have you ever had one of those moments where you have to swallow your heart, to keep it from climbing up your throat, and out of your mouth. You need to keep yourself quiet or your secret will be told. Your heart starts to flutter. How can you cover up something this big? How do you prevent it from happening? You cant. Swallow yourself and look away. You tell yourself over and over, it's just a silly crush. But then you wonder to your self: is it? Does he feel the same way? STOP IT! Here comes the flutter. Then you feel yourself start to glow, and the smile appears. You allways know, no matter how misrible you are, or how awefull your day has been, there is one thing you know, that can't make you hide your smile.

  8. puffthemagicdragon puffthemagicdragon
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2009 9:38pm UTC
    OOPS!
    I let it go
    and up it flies,
    soaring gently
    to the skies.
    I watch it go,
    further away,
    hoping to see it
    again someday.
    All the onlookers
    follow my gaze
    and then,
    POP!
    It went too close
    to that orange blaze.

  9. puffthemagicdragon puffthemagicdragon
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2009 1:43pm UTC
    keep your mind wide open!

  10. puffthemagicdragon puffthemagicdragon
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2009 1:36pm UTC
    OH SNAP!

  11. puffthemagicdragon puffthemagicdragon
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2009 9:35pm UTC
    MRS. JOSH HUTCHERSON

  12. puffthemagicdragon puffthemagicdragon
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2009 3:21pm UTC
    does any one esle wonder what the heck sea monkeys really are?!... no...? just me ok...

  13. puffthemagicdragon puffthemagicdragon
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2009 3:16pm UTC
    oh my gosh! are you okay?! I saw the short bus flip over
    and i know how you dont like to wear your helmet because it makes it hard to lick the windows =)

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