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x0morrissey_x0
posted a quote
November 26, 2009 10:28pm UTC

Today,I Drove To My Friends House And Quietly Walked Inside*
When I heard his music blasting throughout the house, I decided to creep upstairs and stand in his bathroom with the light off, and try and scare him. When he came into his bathroom and turned his light on, he had on one of his mothers spaghetti straps, his hair in a pony tail, and a pair of booty shorts on. I have never heard a man scream so high pitched before in my life, and on top of it I never realized how feminine my friend was until this day. MLIA
MLIA

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maielovesjacob4eva
posted a quote
November 27, 2009 10:30am UTC

Girls;
they want a lot of things from one guy.
Guys;
they want one thing from a lot of girls.
credit to dreamless_night. i get credit for tha edit

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mjsoccergirl
posted a quote
November 26, 2009 8:42pm UTC

Boy, just look at her.
Yes, she's smiling and laughing. But i mean really look
at her. See how she's got her arms wrapped around
herself, like she's trying to [( hold herself together? )]
Did you hear her laugh >> b r e a k ? << Why can't
you see how hard she's trying not to run away crying?
-x- Why -x- can't -x- you -x- see -x-
she's broken without you</3
&
not mine
credit to abbey269732

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twilight_luver_20
posted a quote
November 26, 2009 10:54pm UTC

Justin Timberlake
may have brought sexy back
but Taylor Lautner never lost it to begin with
♥\\____//♥

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Kayland
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November 27, 2009 5:16am UTC

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crisis_unknown
posted a quote
November 26, 2009 12:19pm UTC

maybe i'll just write down love,
and see what Santa brings me.

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November 26, 2009 9:37pm UTC

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puffthemagicdragon
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November 26, 2009 11:58pm UTC

When I hear a branch tap against my house,
I think its him throwing rocks at my window...
then i come back to reality :(

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jayybabyyxoxo
posted a quote
March 18, 2009 3:57pm UTC

Yes, I am proud to admit;
•i will trip over lines.
•i smile too often.
•i laugh way too much.
•i tell people when i gotta pee.
•i say things at the wrong moments.
•i walk into just about everything.
•i love all the old Disney movies <3
•i don’t want to grow up.
•I’m not perfect..
and i’m happy being myself. (: <3
credit to whoever..i just changed some stuff

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soccachk547
posted a quote
March 5, 2009 8:33pm UTC

SARABETH!
WHOOP!
requestted

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silly_jilly_1994
posted a quote
February 16, 2009 6:43pm UTC

g o o d m o r n i n g.
i see the assassins have failed

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karatemonkeyy95
posted a quote
February 17, 2009 9:31am UTC

*Riddle of the Day*
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Bush is one.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women.
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on [[ 3 ]].
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it?
The answer is: 'A Last Name.'
Rate high if you thought it would be a dirty joke :)

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tangalicious
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February 16, 2009 5:59pm UTC

Reasons Why I Swear:
7% - Falling and/or Tripping
3% - Fighting or Yelling
90% - Mario Kart

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turtleluver2101
posted a quote
February 17, 2009 10:09am UTC

When i play
[rock][paper][scissors]
I always choose rock.
Because when someone claims
that they have beaten me with
their paper, i use my rock to
punch them in the face and say
"Oh, sorry. I thought your
paper would protect you."

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oOyouranythingOo
posted a quote
February 13, 2009 5:03pm UTC

I like Valentines day...
I may be single
but..
chocolate goes on [[clearance]]
february 15th♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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oxemmaox3
posted a quote
February 6, 2009 7:54pm UTC

Dear Teddy Bear,
Sorry for how hard I squeezed on the night he broke up with me.
And thank you like a billion times for listening to everything I say,
I guess your the only one who really cares.
-Heartbroken

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SpAzGrL78
posted a quote
February 2, 2009 8:17pm UTC

Goldfish- the snack that smiles back!
But what if yurr not smiling first?
Then it just sits there, grinning
like a creeper...
haha yeah me&my friend were talking bout that

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