25 Things to do to Annoy Old people (most of them work on grandparents)
1) play really loud rock music
2) repeatedly ask them random questions
3) tell them a really long story, adding unnecesary details: like instead of "I went to the mall with my friends" you would say something like "Last year on Tuesday, May 14th, I went to the huge strip mall in Jacksonville, Florida to Rue 21 with Angela, Bob, Sally, Jimmy, Tim, and Betsy. We bought furry boots for Angela, a hat for Bob, etc. etc."
4) start crying randomly and if they ask what's wrong tell them you're homesick and you miss your beta
5) constantly ask them to buy you things
6) ask them to take you across the country and when they say no, whine saying "aww, but whyyyyyy???"
7) tell them that for your birthday you want a wii, an xbox 360, a nentendo dsi, a lambourgini, and a lot of other stuff you probably won't get
8) ask them if they want to meet your boyfriend
9) if they say yes, say "too bad he's traveling the globe right now with a terrorist group from Pakistan"
10) walk around their house singing a provocative or outrageous song like "i kissed a girl" or "lollipop" or "ignition" or "hotel room service"
11) then sigh and say "now wasn't that song relaxing?"
12) stay up all night in their living room and watch south park
11) make really loud noises until they wake up
13) when they hear the cursing and ask what in the name of Heavens are you watching, simply smile and say "it's an educational program"
14) fart loudly at the dinner table
15) then cover your mouth and say "did i do that?" in a country accent
16) go to walmart with them and ask for things that you know you can't get, like a basketball goal, a gun, a tent, a pregnancy test, a sports illustrated swimsuit edition magazine, or a playboy magazine
17) when you're in a place and it gets really quiet, lean over to an old person, fart, and say "i gotta go poo poo." then smile
18) say "i want my mommy!!!!"
19) then run into another room and fake cry loud enough for them to hear you
20) scream at the top of your lungs, then walk out of the room smiling and say "sorry, i just had a breakdown."
21) bug them when they're talking to someone else like "hey, hey! i gotta tell you something" then tug on their shirt like a little kid
22) when they're finally done talking and they give you their attention, say "hi" or say "i forgot."
23) get in the shower at 5:00am and sing "Billy Jean" at the top of your lungs and off key
24) as soon as they wake up, tell them to make you some eggs, bacon, grits, toast, and sausage
25) when they tell you to wait a minute, reply, "i need it now!!" and if they get mad tell them you were just joking, then give them a big hug and tell them you love them
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