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maielovesjacob4eva

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Member Since: 30 May 2009 12:22pm

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Maison.Elizabeth(call me maie)
I desperately need a layout so if you can do 'em send 'em to me(:
If you comment my quotes, I'll do my very best to reply to your comments.
If you leave a rude comment, please expect it to be deleted. I am not a rude person, and I hope other people will follow me with that(:
Those of you who know me know that I'm a generally happy person.
I'm easy to get along with if you are(: I believe in karma, but I don't make it happen.
I love easily, trust quickly, and kiss slowly;
so.that's.all



(well except for the fact that I can't make the underline and italics go away haha sorry)
  1. maielovesjacob4eva maielovesjacob4eva
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2011 7:14pm UTC
    Suppose I called you up tonight,
    And told you that I loved you. . .
    And suppose I said I wanna come
    Back home.
    Suppose I cried and said I think
    I've finally learned my lesson,
    and I'm tired of spending all my
    time alone.
    Suppose I said I realized you're
    all I ever wanted, and it's killing
    me to be so far away.
    Would you tell me that you missed
    me too, and would we cry together,
    or would you simply laugh at me
    and say...
    "I told you so. Oh, I told you so.
    I told you someday you'd
    come crawling back and asking
    me to take you in.
    I told you so, but you had to go.
    Now I've found somebody new,
    and you will never break my heart
    in two again."

  2. maielovesjacob4eva maielovesjacob4eva
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2011 9:31am UTC
    HELP!
    I am in desperate need of advice. My best friend is really mad at me and I don't know what to do. So here's the story; I was on my way to a big concert when she texted me and asked if I wanted to see the shoe's she was going to wear to an upcoming dance. I told her I did and she sent me a picture. I didn't really like the shoes, and I told some friends who were on the bus that I didn't like them, and then I asked her if she just bought them. When I visited my mom in Florida, I went through her closet and found a cute pair of shoes, but I couldn't wear them, and I thought maybe my friend had found some shoes that her mom had that she did want to wear. She said she just got them. I didn't want to hurt her feelings so I replied just saying "They're... different." The two friends that were going to the concert with me told her that I said I didn't like them and now she's all mad at me. She says she's mad because I lied to her, not because I didn't like the shoes. I told her the truth, that the shoes weren't my style, and then I apologized for 'lying' to her. She's still really mad and says she can't trust me. I don't know what to do. Please comment your advice.

  3. maielovesjacob4eva maielovesjacob4eva
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2010 8:20am UTC
    & I love all the names;
    Favorite this
    click the heart
    stab the organ
    add to favs
    for clicking that pretty little pink shape at the end of each quote(;

  4. maielovesjacob4eva maielovesjacob4eva
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2010 6:43pm UTC
    too many freaks...
    Not Enough Circuses:/

  5. maielovesjacob4eva maielovesjacob4eva
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2010 6:36pm UTC
    i is a collage stoodint

  6. maielovesjacob4eva maielovesjacob4eva
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2010 6:31pm UTC
    Mmkaayyy
    so i'm probably the only one that finds it completely
    Hilarious
    that there's a button to go to the
    1500th
    page of quotes, and when you click on it...
    There's no Quotes there:[]

  7. maielovesjacob4eva maielovesjacob4eva
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2010 6:18pm UTC
    "I kissed bella... and she broke her hand...
    punching me in the face."
    -jacob black

  8. maielovesjacob4eva maielovesjacob4eva
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2010 6:13pm UTC
    "Just face it...
    I'm hotter than you."
    -jacob black

  9. maielovesjacob4eva maielovesjacob4eva
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2010 3:33pm UTC
    They say that there is someone out there for everyone...
    But about 50.25% of earth's population are men.
    Which means that only about 49.75% are women.
    So if each woman gets a man...
    That still leaves 33 881 681.2 single men.
    So ladies, don't get discouraged.
    There is a guy out there for you,
    and if you don't get it right the first time,
    you have 33,881,681.2 more chances. ;)

  10. maielovesjacob4eva maielovesjacob4eva
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2010 2:43pm UTC
    on the outside...
    This part, you can see. You can see the way I smile... The way I laugh. You can see me run and play. You can see me draw, and learn, and work. You can see me talk to my friends, and talk to you. You probably think you see everything. But...
    on the inside...
    This part, you can't see. You can't see the way I cry... The way I scream. You can't see me run and hide. You can't see me semiconsiously fade away. You can't see me pretend you and everyone else don't exist. You probably thought you could see everything... didn't you?

  11. maielovesjacob4eva maielovesjacob4eva
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2010 2:29pm UTC
    I smile...
    so i don't cry

  12. maielovesjacob4eva maielovesjacob4eva
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2010 2:26pm UTC
    I'm smiling. So I must be happy, right?
    WRONG.

  13. maielovesjacob4eva maielovesjacob4eva
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2009 10:36am UTC
    25 Things to do to Annoy Old people (most of them work on grandparents)
    1) play really loud rock music
    2) repeatedly ask them random questions
    3) tell them a really long story, adding unnecesary details: like instead of "I went to the mall with my friends" you would say something like "Last year on Tuesday, May 14th, I went to the huge strip mall in Jacksonville, Florida to Rue 21 with Angela, Bob, Sally, Jimmy, Tim, and Betsy. We bought furry boots for Angela, a hat for Bob, etc. etc."
    4) start crying randomly and if they ask what's wrong tell them you're homesick and you miss your beta
    5) constantly ask them to buy you things
    6) ask them to take you across the country and when they say no, whine saying "aww, but whyyyyyy???"
    7) tell them that for your birthday you want a wii, an xbox 360, a nentendo dsi, a lambourgini, and a lot of other stuff you probably won't get
    8) ask them if they want to meet your boyfriend
    9) if they say yes, say "too bad he's traveling the globe right now with a terrorist group from Pakistan"
    10) walk around their house singing a provocative or outrageous song like "i kissed a girl" or "lollipop" or "ignition" or "hotel room service"
    11) then sigh and say "now wasn't that song relaxing?"
    12) stay up all night in their living room and watch south park
    11) make really loud noises until they wake up
    13) when they hear the cursing and ask what in the name of Heavens are you watching, simply smile and say "it's an educational program"
    14) fart loudly at the dinner table
    15) then cover your mouth and say "did i do that?" in a country accent
    16) go to walmart with them and ask for things that you know you can't get, like a basketball goal, a gun, a tent, a pregnancy test, a sports illustrated swimsuit edition magazine, or a playboy magazine
    17) when you're in a place and it gets really quiet, lean over to an old person, fart, and say "i gotta go poo poo." then smile
    18) say "i want my mommy!!!!"
    19) then run into another room and fake cry loud enough for them to hear you
    20) scream at the top of your lungs, then walk out of the room smiling and say "sorry, i just had a breakdown."
    21) bug them when they're talking to someone else like "hey, hey! i gotta tell you something" then tug on their shirt like a little kid
    22) when they're finally done talking and they give you their attention, say "hi" or say "i forgot."
    23) get in the shower at 5:00am and sing "Billy Jean" at the top of your lungs and off key
    24) as soon as they wake up, tell them to make you some eggs, bacon, grits, toast, and sausage
    25) when they tell you to wait a minute, reply, "i need it now!!" and if they get mad tell them you were just joking, then give them a big hug and tell them you love them
    all mine*
    this took forever
    no promises you won't get in trouble
    click the <3!!

  14. maielovesjacob4eva maielovesjacob4eva
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2009 9:24pm UTC
    You've wondered if all the
    pain and sacrifice
    was [{(w.o.r.t.h)}] it...
    well now you know.

  15. maielovesjacob4eva maielovesjacob4eva
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2009 8:16pm UTC
    User: Hey baby.
    Cleverbot: Love you.
    User: Hey baby.
    Cleverbot: Honey.
    User: Hey baby.
    Cleverbot: How was work today?
    User: Hey baby.
    Cleverbot: Hey, did the big bad Cleverbot bully you again?
    User: Hey baby.
    Cleverbot: You are a wonderful creation, and everyone loves you!
    User: Hey baby.
    Cleverbot: Hey cleverbot.
    User: Hey baby.
    Cleverbot: Do not talk to me like that!
    User: Hey baby.
    Cleverbot: Do you think you are a computer ?
    User: Hey baby.
    Cleverbot: Jingle Bells, I love apples, green ones.
    Just happened^ lololol

  16. maielovesjacob4eva maielovesjacob4eva
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2009 7:42pm UTC
    Sad Story
    They walked out of the classroom holding hands. She smiled at the thought of having someone that cared so much about her. She had not worn makeup just for that day to see if he wouldn't mind the way she looked naturally. Then, with four words he ruined the whole mood.
    "Tully, we need to talk." he told her. A frown spread across her face.
    "What about?" she said, trying to keep her voice steady.
    "I think we should just be friends." he said, with no remorse in his voice.
    Natalie forced a smile upon her face. "That's fine." she said, doing her best to fight back tears. It had been two long years and he was going to end it all in 11 words. But she would be fine. She always was.
    "I think it would be better this way." he told her. Then, he leaned over and awkwardly kissed her on the cheek and let go of her hand and walked away.
    Natalie walked to her locker with tears in her eyes. She choked them back.
    She got off the bus at her house and stalked up to her room, ignoring her mother who asked her how her day was. She turned her sterio up as high as it would go. She jumped on her bed, but finally collapsed in tears.
    Millions of questions ran through her head; How could he do this to me? Have I ever mistreated him? Why now? Does he like someone else? Why? Why? Why?
    She didn't eat dinner that night. Her mother tiptoed up to her room to make sure she was alright.
    "Tully?" her mother called, knocking on the door. "Open up."
    Natalie reluctantly stood up from her bed and pulled the door open, trying to hide her puffy red eyes.
    "Oh Tully... Did that boy..." her voice trailed off. Natalie just nodded and leaned into her mother's arms and sobbed.
    The next day at school, Natalie covered her eyes in makeup. She put her hair up in a messy bun, the way he liked her hair best. She threw on some ripped jeans and an Abercrombie pollo, and the earrings he had given her for her birthday one year.
    As soon as she walked in her homeroom, she saw him. He was in the back, talking to his two best friends, laughing and carrying on. He didn't even care that he broke her heart. And the thing that hurt the most was when the skinny blonde walked up beside him and slipped under his arm.

  17. maielovesjacob4eva maielovesjacob4eva
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2009 7:11pm UTC
    hey, boy?
    can you do me a favor?
    even if it's just a lie,
    promise me you'll be with me
    forever

  18. maielovesjacob4eva maielovesjacob4eva
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2009 6:59pm UTC
    i know...
    i know you don't think i'm pretty;
    let alone beautiful
    i know you like someone else;
    let alone go out with me
    i know you won't dance with me;
    let alone kiss me
    and most of all
    i know you don't love me
    but could you do something for me?
    just for tonight, could you
    lie to me?

  19. maielovesjacob4eva maielovesjacob4eva
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2009 7:14pm UTC
    Pentheraphobia :
    Fear of mothers-in-law.
    *i have pentheraphobia*

  20. maielovesjacob4eva maielovesjacob4eva
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2009 6:34pm UTC
    type here
    mmmmmmmm... oh yeah, that was sweet. it was white and creamy, it tasted sooo good...
    I | just | ate | some | cheesecake!

:)

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