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yourcool
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March 29, 2013 9:28pm UTC

so this girl in gave attitude to my teacher today:
girl: *rolls her eyes.*
teacher: yeah keep rolling your eyes, you might find a brain back there.

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yourcool
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March 29, 2013 9:21pm UTC

Dear Youtube, I can deal with Ads.
I can even deal with buffering, but when Ads buffer, I suffer.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 10:00pm UTC

i want a guy that is cute and funny but
not so cute that he knows it but also shy and awkward that's tall and skinny but not too skinny but not too buff and can breathe fire and fly and do backflips underwater and has free wifi. like is that so hard to find

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chocomickey14
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 5:39pm UTC

When Nasa first started sending astronauts into space.
They realized that the ball-point pen would not work in zero - gravity.
A million dollar investment and two years of tests resulted in a pen that could write in space,upside down, on almost any surface and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 degrees celsius.
When confronted with the same problem, The Russians used a pencil.

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ThatWeirdGirl*
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 1:03pm UTC

That "Oh sh/t moment' when,
you realize you have a legit crush on someone

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 2:41pm UTC

Congratuations!!
Everything in your life seems to be going wrong!
Oh
I know

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wittyquotesgurl
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 4:25pm UTC

I'm jealous of those girls who always
changes their profile picture but continues to look gorgeous in every one. ♥

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definition
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 6:41pm UTC

*Eats celery stick*
*Gains 10 pounds*

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 5:30pm UTC

Global warming
could've probably saved the Titanic
if we had pulled ourselves together and
started burning fossil fuels 100 years earlier.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 12:10pm UTC

i always
want to meet new people.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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BravoSierra
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March 29, 2013 11:04am UTC

BravoSierra's format
Easter Sunday, the day Jesus rose from the dead,
looked Satan in the face and said "Game Over."

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kristabff
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 10:32am UTC

I can never take a picture of my food
for instagram because I always end up turning into Pacman and eating my whole plate within 0.0034 seconds before i even whip my phone out.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 11:35am UTC

BravoSierra's format
Admit it.
You are supposed to be doing something right now, but you came on witty instead.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 6:26pm UTC

Justin Bieber lyrics: Swag, swag, swag on you. Chillin' by the fire while we eatin' fondue.
How many fans Justin Bieber has: Over 1 billion.
Green Day lyrics: Dreaming, I was only dreaming of another place and time where my family's from.
How many fans Green Day has: Around 100 million.
Why?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 2:14pm UTC

A piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't
serve your kind here." So, the string goes outside, twists himself around, and ruffles up one of his ends and then walks back into the bar. The bartender asks, "Aren't you the piece of string I just kicked out?" The string then replies, "I'm a frayed knot."

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 11:40am UTC

BravoSierra's format
I'm feeling lazier
than the guy that drew the Japanese flag.

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sports_babe12
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November 29, 2008 4:56pm UTC

"And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost.
History became legend;
legend became myth."
~Lord of the Rings

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PeRvEySmEaGoLfAnCiEr
posted a quote
May 9, 2004 12:07pm UTC

" There are some good things in this world Mr. Frodo, and there worth fightin for" lord of the rings, ttt samwise gamgee

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mrstomlinson98
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 11:33am UTC

did you ever feel already buried deep
six feet under screams and no ones seems to here a thing

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taayxox
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March 16, 2013 11:59pm UTC

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