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A piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't
serve your kind here." So, the string goes outside, twists himself around, and ruffles up one of his ends and then walks back into the bar. The bartender asks, "Aren't you the piece of string I just kicked out?" The string then replies, "I'm a frayed knot."
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A piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry,

298 faves · 5 comments · Mar 29, 2013 2:14pm

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funny · joke · bar · string · bartender

gray22 · 1 decade ago
omg
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ImmaBeWitty · 1 decade ago
true comedy
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emilygm* · 1 decade ago
Ermagerd this is hilarious! To Tumblr with this joke! ;D
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Breeze · 1 decade ago
OH MY GOD, HALEIGH.
I've known this joke for SO MANY YEARS. Like, woahhhhhhhhh this brings back the memories (;
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
I love you for this.
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