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Geekgirl16151
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March 22, 2012 8:14pm UTC

Not-So-Scientific Scientific Facts #4
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes, unless you are trying to complete a task before the microwave beeps.

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eyehave2pee
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March 22, 2012 5:08pm UTC

Unless your name is GOOGLE...stop acting like you KNOW EVERYTHING...

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AmBiEbAmBiE37
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March 22, 2012 8:14pm UTC

O n e D i r e c t i o n ♥

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Cheer_Freak
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March 22, 2012 8:14pm UTC

When you get your brother
to kill a spider for you because
you were too chicken to do it yourself.

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Geekgirl16151
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March 22, 2012 8:26pm UTC

Signs Things Are Going Badly #5
YOU CHECK BEHIND YOUR SHOWER CURTAIN, THERE ACTUALLY IS A MURDERER.

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_shayismehname_
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March 22, 2012 6:47pm UTC

The s p a c e s between your fingerswere created so that anotherscould fill them in.

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lovetolovex3
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March 22, 2012 10:05pm UTC

M.A.T.H
Mental Abuse to Humans
nmf

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sarah_bear5
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March 22, 2012 5:59pm UTC

When I Die...
I want my last words to be:
"I left a million dollars in the..."
*dies*
♥

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jimmy365
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March 23, 2012 1:11pm UTC

Peetafile (n.)
one who is utterly in love with Peeta, or, one who is in Team Peeta.
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ohnodarlingno
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March 22, 2012 7:26pm UTC

Lady Gaga taught me Its okay to be different.
Ke$ha taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks.
Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love.
Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through.
Taylor Swift taught me not every guy/girl is going to treat me right.
Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me.
Bob Marley taught me to live my life in peace.
Music taught me how to live.

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mayday
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March 22, 2012 8:26pm UTC

Rhino's are just fat unicorns.
If we'd give 'em the time &
attention they deserve, they'd
reveal their majestic ways.

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XxAoifeXx
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March 22, 2012 5:38pm UTC

click to see this quote

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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XObreeOX
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March 22, 2012 6:29pm UTC

When I say "never mind" You're not supposed to just forget about it.
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NYJKM6
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March 22, 2012 7:04pm UTC

That Mini Heart Attack
when you don't feel your phone in your pocket. should I do a series?

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MyNameIsDucky88
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March 22, 2012 5:59pm UTC

So...
Team Peeta,
or
Team Gale?
fave for Peeta, comment for Gale.
( I ' m team Peeta)
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LovelyCraze
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March 22, 2012 9:27pm UTC

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Have you ever seen graffiti on a high bridge and thought to yourself, "How the hell did they get up there?"
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aaleinad76
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March 22, 2012 6:17pm UTC

•••••••••••••••••••••••••••
#2: That awkward moment when...
you step out of the shower and then realize there is no towel.
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QuotesAreMyLife7
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March 22, 2012 8:05pm UTC

Lately on Witty,
You can say anything about The Hunger Games and you'll get a top quote...
Here I go... *Cough**Cough* *Ahem*
Peeta

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IJustLikedYourQuote
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March 22, 2012 6:33pm UTC

I wonder how much boys would freak
Out if they saw how much girls actually ate.

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