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  1. Vic Fuentes* Vic Fuentes*
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 3:23am UTC
    If I were to flirt online, it would probably go down something like this:
    Me: If you were a transformer, you'd be Optimus Fineeeeeeeeee
    Him:
    Me:
    Him:
    Me: No sorry, I meant Optimus Prime.
    Me:... Yeah. Optimus Prime cos you got his..
    Him:
    Me: You know?.. His hair and..
    Him:
    Me:
    Him:
    Me: ... Hey Optimus Prime ;)
    Me: I meant :)* The two dots.
    Him:
    Me: I was totally not flirting.
    Him:
    Me:
    Him:
    Me:Bye.

  2. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 3:15pm UTC
    My sister just stormed into my room and said
    "I JUST GOT MY PERIOD SO IF YOU AS MUCH AS WALK INTO THE SAME ROOM AS ME WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS I AM GOING TO CUT YOUR DI.CK OFF AND FEED IT TO THE DOG"
    and left.

  3. Betti Betti
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 1:51pm UTC
    Me: Massive Paragraph.
    Person: K.
    Me: Massive Paragraph.
    Person: Lol.
    -_-

  4. smilex0 smilex0
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2011 6:16pm UTC
    Ending a presentation
    in school by saying
    "so yeah..."

  5. kandykyra kandykyra
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    I asked
    myboyfriend
    what he thought
    of Me
    He Replied "abcdefghijk"
    So I asked "whats that mean hun?"
    He Said "Awful, Beastly, clownish ,discusting, eew, fugly, gross, hideous----
    I started crying and said " I don't even want to know what I,J, and K mean"
    He laughed and said "Babe calm down, IJK means
    I'm just Kidding ;)

    I hate him :)
    "

  6. Ceira Ceira
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2011 5:10am UTC

    and here's to
    all the girls
    alone«
    o n v a l e n t i n e s
    d a y
    » stay strong

  7. emileeashly emileeashly
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2011 3:55pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 4:07pm UTC
    I have a secret mission for those of you who just highlighted this. Here's what you have to do:
    1. Fave the quote so the helplessly confused will be wondering why a blank quote is so loved <3
    2. Comment saying something random like "I like reeses, too!"
    or "OMG, I love love love elephants!"
    or "I wish I had an I love my mom tattoo!"
    3. Yay! You're done! Let's see what happens...

  9. emileeashly emileeashly
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 4:11pm UTC
    I hate when
    you can't talk because you're about to cry

  10. Ceira Ceira
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 3:05am UTC
    When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows.
    You thanked her by waiting until she left the house to watch them.
    When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming.
    You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.
    When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.
    You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.
    When you were 15, she came home from work, expecting a hug.
    You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.
    When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car.
    You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.
    When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.
    You thanked her by being on the phone all night.
    When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation.
    You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.
    When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags
    You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
    When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.
    You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.
    When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.
    You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
    And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
    Fave This, If Your mom means all the world to you <3

  11. JetsGirlXx18xX JetsGirlXx18xX
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 2:29pm UTC
    ♥ When I Told You I Was Sick
    you cried
    When I Got On The Plane To Have My Operation
    you didn't say good bye.
    I got lucky and got a donor heart
    But When I Came Home
    I Couldn't Find You
    Finally I asked your mom
    && She Said With Tears In Her Eyes
    "Where Do You Think You Got The Heart From ?"

  12. smilex0 smilex0
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2010 3:30pm UTC
    when i'm in the car
    and a sad song comes on the radio, i stare out the window and act like i'm in a movie♥

  13. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

  14. xBeautifulDngerx xBeautifulDngerx
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC
    A Guy Had A Crush On
    This Girl
    He followed her wherever she went.
    One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
    Girl: Why do you keep following me?
    Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
    Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
    (The Boy Turns Around)
    Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
    Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
    i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
    -xBeautifulDngerx

  15. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 4:26pm UTC
    I just realized why Mario and Luigi are red and green. The Italian flag.
    The Italian flag is red and green. Mario and Luigi are from Italy. How did I never notice this?

  17. iluvyousomuch iluvyousomuch
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 8:40pm UTC
    WHY is he so dang
    adorable?!?

  18. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 5:09am UTC
    You may not be her first, her last,
    or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if
    SHE LOVES YOU, WHAT ELSE MATTERS? SHE'S NOT PERFECT - YOU AREN'T EITHER.
    & two of you may never be perfect together but if
    she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, & admit to being human & making mistakes,
    hold onto her the most you can. she may not be thinking about you every second,
    but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don't hurt her,
    don't change her, don't analyze & don't expect more than she can give.
    smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, & miss her when she's not there.

  19. sophh_sophh sophh_sophh
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 3:10am UTC
    There's only
    1 Thing
    2 Do
    3 Words
    4 You
    ... I love you ...

:)

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