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  1. DiamondWords DiamondWords
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 4:45pm UTC
    & While you make out with your girlfriend
    I just turn my head and act like I don't know you,
    I get to act like you aren't cheating on her with me & I get to act like I don't
    care about you
    U N D E R N E A T H I T A L L .
    ;-DiamondWords

  2. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 6:54pm UTC
    It's hard to love someone
    secretly. ♥

  3. luckybubbles luckybubbles
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 11:59pm UTC
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  4. _Hey_Bro_ _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 12:01am UTC
    "that' wasn't me!!"
    oh that........ .that was me..

  5. kaila* kaila*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 12:00pm UTC
    My cheery personality is brought to you by the letters
    F and U
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  6. zpoiledrotton313 zpoiledrotton313
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 3:01pm UTC
    There are dreamers and there are realists in this world, inin
    You would think the dreamers would find the dreamers, and the realists would find the realists,
    but more often than not, the opposite is true.
    You see, the dreamers need the realists to keep them from soaring too close to the sun.
    And the realists... well, without the dreamers, they might not ever get off the ground.
    -Cameron, Modern Family

  7. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 2:31pm UTC
    maple syrup is tree blood.

  8. ilovemycraziess ilovemycraziess
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 3:11pm UTC
    reading a book;
    &having to reread the same paragraph
    over and over because your thoughts are
    too d i s t r a c t i n g .
    theunicorn


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 5:37pm UTC

    The awkward moment when
    you have to make up a exscuse
    not to hang out with someone
    because you'd rather chill at home.

  11. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 5:43pm UTC
    Those annoying people
    who constantly ask questions during movies-__-

  12. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 6:14pm UTC
    Yawning is your bodys way of saying
    20% of battery remaining.

  13. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 9:13pm UTC
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  14. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    i'm only skinny
    in the morning.

  15. ChelseyGrace ChelseyGrace
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 7:35pm UTC
    HAVING GUY FRIENDS
    No drama, no betrayal, no jealousy,
    they're much more entertaining and
    they're straight up. They're like
    your brother and got your back
    instead of stabbing you in it.

  16. theunicorn theunicorn happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 6:20pm UTC
    I'm not the perfect girlfriend:
    I'll yell at you. I'll get jealous. I'm stubborn. I overthink. I pms. I get insecure.
    My moods are like a rollercoaster. I'll probably never listen to you, and I'll never do ANYTHING right.
    But... I promise you, That if i give you my heart, It's yours. Keep it. I'll be loyal.
    I'll be here when you need me, I'll love you to the greatest extent i can.
    I'll treat you right, and I'll do ANYTHING i can, to keep the relationship together.

  17. kotababii kotababii
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 2:44pm UTC
    OMG HE'S COMING
    ACT NORMAL

  18. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 5:54pm UTC
    when you hear a song & it explains
    every emotion you feel.

  19. zpoiledrotton313 zpoiledrotton313
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 4:47pm UTC
    the most beautiful line is,
    "but, i love you♥"
    and the most painful is,
    "i love you, but...""

  20. KGBBABE KGBBABE
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 3:33pm UTC
    I WISH BOY AND GIRLS COULD
    SLEEP OVER WITHOUT IT BEING A BIG DEAL.

:)

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