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  1. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    Bell: *Rings*
    Teacher: *Tries to hand us homework*
    Me: lol times up. Not this time honey.
    Me: *runs away*

  2. tanment tanment
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 9:36pm UTC
    Care LESS live MORE

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 2:13pm UTC
    parents: "schools easy"
    me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
    parents: "idk that sh-t its hard lmao"

  4. Sanza* Sanza*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 12:56pm UTC
    No headlights driving in the dark
    How am i supposed to find my heart?
    .
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  5. FallenAngel* FallenAngel*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 12:28pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. lauralove lauralove
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 11:47am UTC
    3 Things To Do Today
    üGet Up
    üSurvive
    üGo to bed

  7. Lmirela589 Lmirela589
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 11:38am UTC
    And did you fu*k her ?
    Did you kiss her ?
    Did you let her hold you?

  8. lauralove lauralove
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 11:18am UTC
    Without Dreams We Reach Nothing.
    Without Love We Feel Nothing.
    And Without God We ARE Nothing.

  9. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 10:15am UTC
    *on my period*
    *uses all the toilet paper in the house*

  10. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 1:10pm UTC
    Spend a little more time trying
    to make something of yourself
    and a little less time trying
    to impress other people...
    - The Breakfast Club

  11. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 6:54pm UTC
    hello beautiful world
    .
    .
    .
    Format by Breeze

  12. ocean pixie* ocean pixie*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 5:13pm UTC
    I'M FRIENDS WITH THE MONSTER
    that's under my bed,
    GET ALONG WITH THE VOICES
    inside of my head.
    YOU'RE TRYING TO SAVE ME,
    stop holding your breath,
    AND YOU THINK I'M CRAZY,
    y e a h , y o u r t h i n k I ' m c r a z y .
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE

  13. ocean pixie* ocean pixie*
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 12:46pm UTC
    I AIN'T NO DOCTOR,
    but i know you're sick,
    sick of the bullshït
    and the state I'm in.
    Please don't remove this!

  14. ocean pixie* ocean pixie*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 12:25pm UTC
    wait, wait a minute, take a step back,
    you gotta think twice before you react.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 3:07pm UTC
    if i lay here
    if i just lay here
    would you get me my charger because my laptop is about to die

  17. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 7:17pm UTC
    Have yourself a
    merry Christmas
    ►●◄◄
    Format by Breeze

  18. coolishowweroll coolishowweroll
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 2:12pm UTC
    Impossibilities in the world:
    1. You can count your hair.
    2. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
    3. You can't breath when your tongue is out.
    Put your tongue back in fool!
    10 things I know about you:
    1. You are reading this.
    2. You are human.
    3. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips.
    4. You just attempted to do it.
    6. You are laughing at yourself.
    7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5.
    9. You laugh because you are an idiot.
    10. You will tell someone about this so that they can try it too and see who else falls for it.

  19. macey123 macey123
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 8:38am UTC
    love your life a not knife

  20. lola* lola*
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    to be old and wise,you must first have to be young and stupid!!!

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