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  1. lola* lola*
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 2:59pm UTC
    if opportunity doesn't knock build a door!

  2. lola* lola*
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 2:51pm UTC
    when im sad i stop being sad and start being awsome

  3. lola* lola*
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 11:07am UTC
    OLD PEOPLE AT WEDDINGS ALWAYS POKE ME AND SAY
    IM NEXT SO I START DOING THE SAME THINGS AT FUNERALS

  4. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 3:59pm UTC
    If there was a job
    to make up ideas for novels
    I'd be rich because I'm just too lazy
    to write the da.m book
    Please don't remove this!

  5. *Allysoon* *Allysoon*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    If you don't get a little gay with your best friends you're not close enough.

  6. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 8:27pm UTC
    Me: *Slowly falls in love with anime character*

  7. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 7:03pm UTC
    "Hatred and sorrow are power.
    They are yours to control.
    All you have to do is turn them into strength,
    And use that strength to move foward."

  8. Voldemort ♫ * Voldemort ♫ *
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 9:02am UTC
    We live in a world where 'LOL' has become a world itself.

  9. Voldemort ♫ * Voldemort ♫ *
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 9:19am UTC
    I'm not really funny, I'm just mean and everyone thinks I am joking.

  10. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 1:07pm UTC
    Sometimes I start doing weird things in front of people
    And then I realize, wait, we're not friends.

  11. Voldemort ♫ * Voldemort ♫ *
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 6:20am UTC
    I fell in love when I saw Jack Harries. Now there is two.
    It's almost as if god was like
    "Hey I done a good job with this one. Lemme just copy and paste it"

  12. Voldemort ♫ * Voldemort ♫ *
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 6:23am UTC
    Guys I saw this in Finding Nemo and thought of something so weird
    Kid Squid: You made me ink!
    Nemo:
    Nemo:
    Nemo: bby ill make u ink all night

  13. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 8:39pm UTC
    Today I was looking online for Cyber Monday deals
    And the website was all like, "Deals you missed" and why would I want to see all the great deals that I missed?!?!

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