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1. usagainsttheworld
   posted a quote
   June 7, 2012 7:40pm UTC
   Yahoo! Answers
   Resolved question:
   How can I found out if my brother's cheating on me?
   Best answer:
   Well you could just... wait what?
   Answer Rating: * * * * *
   
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2. picrazy
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   May 28, 2012 10:50pm UTC
   save your heart, for someone who leaves you breathless...don't give it away. <3
   ~ Mayday Parade ~
   
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3. picrazy
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2012 4:53pm UTC
   Zoey: Now, tell me how to find the area of a trapezoid.
   Dustin: Will you tell me where babies come from?
   Zoey: Absolutely not.
   ~ Zoey 101
   
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4. picrazy
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2012 11:49am UTC
   When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you, but because in that brief moment where the coin is in the air, you suddenly know what you are hoping for. :)
   
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5. HeyaHeyaHeya
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   May 28, 2012 6:37pm UTC
   .
   Go Home Bro♥ ♥ ♥
   
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6. jimmy365
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2012 6:42pm UTC
   Did you know?
   in China, killing a panda
   is punishable by death.
   format by jimmy365
   
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7. yourcool
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   May 27, 2012 8:28pm UTC
   Has anyone else noticed that
   Miley Cyrus looks a lot like Hannah Montana?
   
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8. 
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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10. midnightlover
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 7:27pm UTC
    Most people during a lightning storm: stay inside and look at how pretty the lightning is and how loud the thunder is.
    Me during a lightning storm: standing outside with a lightning pole yelling COME AT ME BRO!
    
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11. imnoons
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    Rule: #2
    Being addicted to texting someone...
    then they suddenly stop replying,
    & you find yourself
    checking your phone constantly.
    
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12. DenaAnn
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    May 27, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    And now she's thinking
    she won't fit in, because you said something's
    wrong with her.
    
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13. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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14. tarahtnt
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    You are literally too stupid
    to insult
    ~Squidward
    Format by XxprettixX
    nmq.
    
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15. Justanotherguytoyou
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    May 27, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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16. *trop chic*
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    The Wizard of Oz
    Ultimate chick flick.
    Two women trying to kill each other over shoes.
    nmf. nmq.
    
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17. alimophia
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    Teacher: Why didn't you study?
    Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
    1111 tumblr
    
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18. mayday
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    May 27, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    me: *stays home*
    parents: why are you so lazy? get off your butt & do something with your life
    me: *goes out*
    parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people & roaming the streets
    me: *eats*
    parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
    me: *doesn't eat something*
    parents: we're getting really concered are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us?
    me: *exhales*
    parents: DON'T GIVE ME THAT ATTITUDE.
    
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19. MST123
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    Girl : I have such a bad day I need to see your 8===D
    Boy : This is his mom , that' s so sweet ! You had a bad day and you wanna see his smile !
    Girl : Yeah ! I missed him soo much today can you show him the text ?
    Boy : Sure ! I showed him the text and he said he wants to see your (.)(.) . . . I think he means eyes , aww you guys are so cute !! .... moms these day -.-
    
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