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ColorMyWorld401
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 6:39pm UTC

♥ ♥ ♥
I DON"T have Ex's! I have Y's.
"Y the hell did i date you?!"
♥ ♥ ♥

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
February 18, 2012 8:59pm UTC

(._. )
It's an Alaskan. Bull. Worm!

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kravutskea
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 2:35pm UTC

Beauty
isn't measured
in pounds

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 1:51pm UTC

december took forever,
but january was like... BAM!
just me?
CookieDoughFormats

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TayaElizabeth12
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 3:54pm UTC

What's the difference between
snowmen and snowladies?
snowballs.
NMF

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 30, 2012 3:40pm UTC

Wouldn't it be nice if your ipod
could detect your mood, and make a playlist for it.
NFM/FMQ

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 30, 2011 2:10pm UTC

I'm not flirting.
I'm just being extra friendly with someone who is extra attractive.
follow me, i follow back:) - love, jimmy365
Format by Sandrasaurus

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TogetherForever
posted a quote
November 28, 2010 9:07pm UTC

click to see this quote

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smilex0
posted a quote
December 18, 2010 3:30pm UTC

when i'm in the car
and a sad song comes on the radio, i stare out the window and act like i'm in a movie♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Cherrycherryb00mb00m
posted a quote
December 15, 2011 9:21pm UTC

Today, at around 11:30 am, I was diagnosed with breast cancer.
Nope, not asking for attention. I'm asking that nobody give me sympathy, because
I know I am going to be a survivor.
So favorite this quote for all the survivors; for me.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
December 27, 2011 8:58pm UTC

*Phone vibrates at home*
Barely hear it.
*Phone vibrates at school*
f**king earthquake

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KodacJason
posted a quote
December 22, 2011 9:27pm UTC

Let's have a kissing fight. (;

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TheBrokenSmile
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 5:11pm UTC

If Jenna Marbles,
was my best friend, I'd never stop laughing.

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Talia630
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 4:41pm UTC

Do you ever smell the upsexy at school or is it just me?
Smell the what
Upsexy...
Wth is that?
What?
What the hell is that?
What are you asking me?
What is upsexy?
Nothin' much, you? (;
nmq/nmf

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 6:14pm UTC

give it up spongebob,
it has been 11 years.... you're never going to get your license

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blondieeex3
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 6:17pm UTC

Im Hungary
Maybe you should Czech the fridge.
Im Russian to the kitchen!
Is there any Turkey?!
We have some, but it's covered in a layer of Greece.
Ew, there is Norway you can eat that...
-nmf-

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tswiftforever13
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 5:41pm UTC

I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig.
It's not a very good poem,
but it's very deep.

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kayhoee
posted a quote
December 13, 2011 6:15pm UTC

treat me like a joke ,A N D I ' LL L E AV E YO U L I K E I T ' S FUNNY ♥

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